The Onion: McCain Declines Secret Service

So ...what does that prove, that he still has his own balls. I don't believe him. He should show us. I'd skip on Obama, thank you.

I know McCain's problem. His arms are too short to get a firm grip of his cock. Totally frustrated. I'm very wary of anyone who waves to the crown like Bush. I can only see George when McCain does his wave attempt with his shortened arms. Was it from lack of use during the war that this condition arose? Oh, that was the Onion? If only ....

Look, it's early in the morning and I'm still sleepwalking. Just ignore my ramblings. For world peace?

parody: http://www.answers.com/topic/the-onion?cat=entertainment

Note the tags, "satire, humor, onion."

I knew all along. Sorry if ...