And if it was a Chinese eggplant, it would have spelled out 'Buddha'!

If the woman is Christian or Jewish, she should know that God's name isn't "God" - it's JHWH, or something like that.

...or if the slice of eggplant spelled OUCH

LOL

Besides...It spells "Goo" with the first "o" dotted.

..or if the slice of eggplant spelled OUCH

napster....

or, "OH MY GOD YOU KILLED ME !!!"

Sorry to spray my urine on everyone's metaphorical fires, but millions and millions of eggplants are cut up all of the time. The chances are very small that one, somewhere, will spell out a word, and by the sounds of the other comments, any word at all would sound amazing.