Things That Change After College...


	Things That Change After College...

hitchhiker08

7-1-2008 3:03 AM

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college, humor, campus, education, girls, dating, drinking, smoking, music, sex

hitchhiker08 says:

You can see the entire list - I chose the ones I identified with!

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7-1-2008 3:24 PM

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Good one, Hitch

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