She asks, “Does this dress make me look fat?”
* You hesitate in responding…..-10
* You reply, “Where?”…..-35
* You reply, “No, I think it’s your ass”…..-100
* Any other response…..-20

When she wants to talk about a problem:
* You listen, displaying a concerned expression…..0
* You listen, for over 30 minutes…..+5
* You relate to her problem and share a similar experience…..+50
* Your mind wanders to sports and you suddenly hear her saying, “…well, what do you think I should do?”…..-100
* You have fallen asleep…..-200

IT’S THAT TIME OF THE MONTH
You talk…..-100
You don’t talk…..-150
You spend time with her……-200
You don’t spend time with her…..-500
You seem to be enjoying yourself..-1000

I can't believe there are +'s in the list

....after a quick survey, it appears a huge net minus.