George Carlin on Life...


	George Carlin on Life...

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1-13-2007 2:35 PM

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1-13-2007 3:01 PM

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Nobody puts things in perspective quite like George Carlin

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I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death! What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. 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