Gift for the repeat alien abductee


	Gift for the repeat alien abductee

bignosemousie

12-19-2006 11:32 PM

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dog tag, aliens, alien abduction, jewelry, gifts, map, galaxy, humor

bignosemousie says:

There is a money back guarantee if aliens abduct you while wearing this dog tag and do not return you safely to earth.

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6-16-2007 12:34 AM

michellelamar

STOP! THIS IS TOO GOOD. Thanks for this important news!

1-15-2008 10:03 AM

thisnamecantbetaken

Better safe than sorry! Ugh. Thanks mousie, for the one up!

*looking nervously up at the sky and running back inside*

1-15-2008 10:10 AM

thisnamecantbetaken

This clip is totally ridiculous by the way. Everyone knows if you're a REPEAT abductee, they know where you live, already. Don't waste your money, folks. This is obviously a scam. If you want REAL security, don't get abducted at all!! You need a Thought Screen! You do!

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abduction these dog tags may save</FONT></FONT></FONT>
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The crucial data an alien will need to get</FONT></FONT></FONT>
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Earth is die stamped into these dog tags.</FONT></FONT></FONT>
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is based on NASA research for the Pioneer
10</FONT></FONT></FONT>
<BR /><FONT face="Verdana"><FONT color="%2300ffff"><FONT size="-1">Space Mission
that used a gold plaque attached to the 
craft to inform any Extraterrestrials of it's Earthly origin.</FONT></FONT></FONT>
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