Sick of Being Bloody Ignored!


	Sick of Being Bloody Ignored!

birdie-brain

1-24-2008 12:38 AM

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1-24-2008 6:21 AM

tabsey

At least you got the cities with their names the right way up. And Con the Fruitier is a funny bloke, but we don't get it any more. He died eating a cucumber.

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