85-year $75.8 billion study: Diet and Exercise is the key to weight loss.

LOL!

I don't now if I should laugh or worry

i was imagining these as read by conan in his "year 2000" segment

Unflavored Water now the #1 best selling refreshment

Microsoft releases Windows Shutters and claims it the most secure OS due to no internet access.

Library of Congress falls out of Congressman's pocket on the way to a mini mart. Thinks he ran over it with his Segway.

Scientists create a 'generic' brain for Alzheimer patients.

First murder on the Moon being investigated remotely.

The United States of Iraq declare Americans Unconstitutional.

China falls to lead poisoning, North Korea offers 'doctoring'.

Sandia announces a new molecular positioning device that links with GPS.

Jurassic Park 12 opens this July

Certain ClipMarkers, 22 years later, remain amazingly clueless as to the realities of the world. Film at 11.

Australia construction crews work diligently to relocate Ayers Rock to Sydney in attempt to restore the city's failing tourism. Aborigines declare the War of Uluru. General Paul Hogan leads the Dundee Team into the Sydney Underground.

The United States of No Representation grows by two as South Dakota and West Virginia pull their representatives out of Washington DC.

Clipmarks Stock now $2200 per share globally, beating out Google by $900 per share. Indonesia buys into the Clipmarks Nations Stock Program at $3.5 billion. Skwirlinator and Invictus still clipping true.

Blow me Bartending Bear! LOL

lol, funny stuff skwirl

Actually, when you factor inflation in, the price of first-class postage has stayed pretty steady for the past thirty years. A 1978 15¢ stamp is 49¢ at its 2007 equivalent. Between 1863 and 1885, it was $1.84 2007 dollars. The 1971 8¢ stamp, at 2007 prices is...41¢, just like now. The 20th century high point was 56¢ (face value 3¢) from 1917 to 1919, an increase used to help finance WWI. The 1919 decrease from 3¢ to 2¢ was the last time the face value of a stamp went down, and an all-time low 2007 value of 26¢.

Does anybody remember when Rowan & Martin's Laugh-In successfully predicted Ronald Reagan as president in 1988 and the fall of the Berlin Wall and we all thought it was not only hilarious, but ridiculous.

I remember Laugh-In. That was a funny show!

Remember He-Haw?

After further geological study, it is discovered that Ayers Rock, is the equivalent of the tip of the 'iceberg,' and the rock above the surface is only 10% of the total size.
It decided that it is more practical to move Sydney to Ayers Rock. The Real estate industry has an unprecedented boom.

The Foresight Institute created the first Nano-assembler last night and report that the runaway grey-goo can be contained if they can just work out the kinks in the nano-AI system they are working on.

thats funny.