The clipmarks truck was seen making it's way to the Rhino Awards. It's been rumored that the truck got lost on the way to the show and ended up at a nightclub in Vegas.

Lol...who is that shiny tanned man?

eric...lol
nice wrk BBW!

Just something I threw together during a moment of "inspiration."

I got it all done and it was missing something... then it hit me. We need an Arnoldesque character to draw attention. The solution came easy, "Hijaak someone elses work of course!"

OMG, that is f***in hilarious!

We have to do a cross-country clipping tour in that thing. Awesome work BBW.

that is so awesome!!

Thanks gentlemen... I was hoping I didn't cross any boundaries when I created it. I am capable of better but at 2:30am last night my level of patience was getting low. Of course the blurred vision didn't help any either.

Rich, this is really great work! Now we have Clipmarks Mobile!

It's been rumored that the truck got lost on the way to the show and ended up at a nightclub in Vegas.

Unfortunately they wouldn't let us in because Eric refused to check his giant clip.

Thank you thank you... *takes a bow*

LOL Adam, that thing must be intimidating in person!

I can't help wondering what happens if someone punchs on that "POP it" spot

I can't help wondering what happens if someone punchs on that "POP it" spot

Eric twists his "super-clip" into shooting form and uses an enormous rubberband to pop you with it.

LOL... A human catapult? I knew there were alternative uses of that super-clip!

This is one semi truck I would *love* to be stuck behind on the highway. Nice work!

who...is...that shiny tanned man?

The question all the ladies have been asking.

You know, now you got me thinking -- we should totally have this Clipmarks truck travelling around major cities. The ticker on the back could update as new clips come in -- maybe you could honk your horn to pop the good ones

I'm going to be looking for a new job soon and I like to travel. Can I sign up to drive the Clipmarks truck across the nation? Stop in each city, spread the word, throw out a few free Centurion t-shirts and hats to the crowds, register a few hundred new users (soon-to-be followers), roll on the next stop? Yeah, that sounds like fun!

Hey Jason, that sounds like fun, count me in! I am real tired of the micro-managing of my current boss anyway. Maybe we can get a "clipmarks girl" to ride along?

Thank goodness I am at home today and the wife is at work or I'd be looking to live in the clipmarks truck.

Maybe we can get a "clipmarks girl" to ride along?

i'm definitely bringing clipette, but i'd guess there's room for at least 20 in the back.

Maybe we can get a "clipmarks girl" to ride along?

OK...as long as she sits in the middle.

i'd guess there's room for at least 20 in the back.

Whoo! Rolling party in the back of the Clipmobile!

i'd guess there's room for at least 20 in the back.

Whoo! Rolling party in the back of the Clipmobile!

Ok then... it's set then! A clipmarks girl, rolling DJ, disco ball and a shatterproof bar.

Cool, it's on! We also need at least one person (besides the driver) to remain (somewhat) sober at all times to oversee the wild, drunken clipping going on and make sure the site doesn't devolve into an illegible mess. Designated Clipper. We can rotate.

I can dig it, LOL!
I could see the rotating slogans now:
"Got Clip"?
Pop this: "you 'ain't nobody until you've been clipped" or "you 'haven't arrived until you've been clipped"!

To maximize chaos, you should also have a playbunny-ish babe pic on the other side of the truck -to match Eric's he-man pic & to ensure the guys also get clip motivation

And the driving team can clip-on/handout gigantic paperclips (in clipmark interface colours) to unsuspecting bystanders found on tour.

Look at that Adam, Eric; one innocent picture from BigBadWolf, next thing you know, your clip peeps got your whole marketing campaign figured out for you!

To maximize chaos, you should also have a playbunny-ish babe pic on the other side of the truck -to match Eric's he-man pic

Don't give me any ideas I shouldn't implement Geekette.

And the driving team can clip-on/handout gigantic paperclips (in clipmark interface colours) to unsuspecting bystanders found on tour.

And marbles, too! Don't forget to throw plenty of them out into the croud! Free marbles for all! (Ouch!)

added this to digg...couldn't resist, it's just too damn cool!!

http://digg.com/technology/digg

It's dugg? Then let me digg it!

sorry, posted the wrong link. http://digg.com/technology/Clipmarks_truck_spotted_

I meant to say thanks for the props Eric but without clipmarks, the inspiration would have never come along.

Going my way? Wofie... we need a highway billboard sign too!

PS - I'll be one of the designated drivers but not for long. LOL I like to clip party too!

bookchick... maybe you can be the Clipmarks Woman? Either way you can ride up front with me and Jason.

Someone else had done a billboard a few days ago. I have my next "Clipmarks mark on the world" idea, just need time to implement it.

My hips didn't pass the bootylicious test to qualify for the Clipmarks woman. sorry to say.

But.... (oops ... that didn't pass either), I think Clipette should be nominated for Clipmark girl!

Oh well, I guess being "bootylicious" isn't everything.

Maybe we need a "clipmarks marm?" hahaha

I think Clipette should be nominated for Clipmark girl!

I'll second that nomination She would need a clipmarks sash.

I must be a n00b round these parts because I am at a loss to whom this "clippette" person is.

that's something I struggle with myself BBWolf.

Clipette is "the best actress of the world" and she's among Clipmarks' top clippers.

Zowie! Not to sound rude or anything but I am down with Adam here... you can be the "clipmarks girl" as far as I am concerned.

You think I could get in on this action? Every tour needs that one girl who's hott, but actually does work sometimes...and I could drink any one of you under the table.

only if you serve us wedding cake

Damn Adam how can we say no to an offer like that?

Good looking and make an effort? Get outta here...

Kristen we'll have to get Jason (kore) in on this since he's become our psuedo travel administrator.

Adamc - do I hear wedding bells???

Things are getting booked up solid, I'll admit. This is one popular tour. It looks like we'll have our first open slot starting in Milwaukee around the first week of June. After that it's all full until we stop off at Tucson around the 4th of July to replenish essential supplies (champaign, cake, etc.) and take on a few new clippers. Will either of these dates work for you, kristenjo?

P.S. I could try to pull some strings and bump you up in the queue if the others agree. I'll need some references to start with...

LMAO Jason!!! Hahahahaha...

But seriously kristen, we'll need at least 3 pictures, a history of family mental health, two references with an MBA or above, two major credit references, a library card and any Burger King coupons you might have stashed away.

Once these items are submitted and you're approved, you'll meet with the four clipmarks gurus, myself, kore, invictus and a few others to be interviewed for worthyness. Please bring appropriate dress *wink wink* and some dollar bills.

LMAO. Cute, Adam. I'mma show you wedding cake! *shakes fist*

So definitely I'm totally qualified as far as the pictures, family mental health, references, library card, Burger King coupons (yes, as random as it sounds), and "appropriate dress" goes. If I'm good could we overlook the whole credit thing? Student loans, ya know...I'm only 22. I love how in the last few hours your screening process has become somewhat rigorous. Come on, you know you want me "bumped up in the queue."

Damn kristen what is it about you that entertains me so much? I find myself struggling to not be overnice to you. Perhaps it's your sarcastic wit... your feminine charms and that you show a spark of intelligence.

Course it could also just be that I am an incurrable flirt but I doubt that's it.

My spark of intelligence just kicked in, hold please....

OK it's gone now.
No really it's probably because of my cake serving skills. That's important in a woman I hear.

Ok time to let wolfy in on the cake serving bit. Is there some private side to this line I am missing?

Come on, give a fella a break.

*sigh* poor Wolfy...
http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/9AB3BBE8-E93A-408F-82C3-D7912B44D45B/
I'm too lazy to make it pretty, so you get the full link.

Oh ok now I see. I didn't partake of that thread.

Thanks for getting me into the loop. I was beginning to feel a bit insecure.

ah yes, the old cake-serving thread. those were the days kjo *sigh*

So, sorry to tell u bookchick, no wedding bells at the moment, just in-house gags.

I was beginning to wonder too if there was a clipwedding in the offing! Would be one hell of a clipmarks tour if it ever took place!

Yes, it wasn't a romantic gesture on Adam's part; it was a cruel joke. He's taunting me.

It's ok, I'd taunt me too.

Kristen, you taunt me so someone has to taunt you in return.

Wolf, I taunt everyone who can take it. People who don't take the bait and respond bore me. (That's right, a hunting/fishing analogy. *brushes shoulder off).

Wolf, I taunt everyone who can take it.

Oh...

I thought you taunted me special. *sniff* Guess I'll have to think again about convincing Kore we need a spot for you on my lap... er in the truck! I meant in the truck damn it!!!

LOL. OK I said I taunt everyone WHO CAN TAKE IT. You're like one of five people in this world who can take my crap. If that's not special, I don't know what is. *crosses fingers, hoping for a spot in the truck, or RV, or tour bus, or whatever the hell it is this week*

P.S. I ignore people I don't like. So you're good.

*sigh* Ok, you've weakened me again (you have a way of doing that) so I'll think about asking Kore to give you some slack. He mumbled something about "bitchslap her into the next ice age" but I am not sure he was referring to you.

However, first you have to be the beta tester for my new product, Clipmarks Gum

It only comes in radioactive green at the moment but we're working on a formula to remove some of the uranium content from it so we can release a "plutonium purple" flavor.

Um, so I'm not exactly feelin' the love, here. Kore wants me bitchslapped into the next ice age, and you want me to eat radioactive materials.

No worries my dear.. there's love and lots of it.

Me and Jason are lovable type guys.

See, all this gossip went on behind my back while I was out in what they call The Real World. Luckily, I had an informer let me know my name was being bandied about in such a manner. And now she's on the coveted Clipmarks bus tour...let that be a lesson to all...

*does booty dance* I'm on the toooour, I'm on the toooour.

Damn it Jason you took away all my leverage!

Can I at least request that in order to attend she ride upfront with us?

Welcome aboard cutey!

*does booty dance*

-- pics please!!! Welcome aboard!

-- pics please!!!

Hey... hey... hey..., easy there pally!!

I think Rich has already become a record holder with this clip, with 21 pops and 66 comments. Wish I had one more vote for popping this again because it has become one of the most fun clips here which I like to visit on average twice a day

I didn't mean to be a hog but I was having so much fun I couldn't stop myself. At least I know someone else was enjoying the banter too. I do so enjoy a little badinage with intelligent women.

Where is my cutey today? I miss her.

A seat up front?! YESSSS!! OK, I REALLY need to get a life...

Like I said, set up a Clipmarks gallery and you'll get pics.

You have a life... it's here with m... er, us. Once we get you to fly up here and party with us, you'll know why this is home for you damn it.

I am working on the second problem. *wink*

Oh no, I will not be the youngest AND the outsider....start a fund to pay for airfare for me and a friend, then we'll talk.

Say WHAT? You want us to fund your trip here and you plan on bringing someone with you? I'd have considered it until you mentioned that.

Scuse me while I go huddle in a corner and cry myself into a coma.

BTW, you've just been ejected to the refrigerated section of the clipmarks truck!

Um, I meant a female friend. Remember the commitment phobic comment?

oh... Oh.... OH!!!

Well in that case, this schiznit is back on!!

Hey, I ain't asking for a commitment anyway. *wink*

As an official mainstay of Clipmarks, it's high time you re-tag the creation that set everything off, Rich. It's impossible to find unless you know where to look. Suggested tags: "clipmarks", "truck", etc.

I guess I just comment on it so often I can always find it on the first page of my "Clipmarks I commented on" section of my Board. Oh my, that is sad. I'm gonna go cry a little and have some ice cream.

Jason is there a way I can retag an already posted page? I'd be happy to oblige. If not, maybe one of the fellas can do it? I've since added the tag "clipmarks" to everyone of them.

Since I posted it I can always find it.

Rich, just click on File->Edit, make any changes, and Save.

Didn't you know you can change your own history on Clipmarks after the fact? It's like your own private Back to the Future!

(Be careful...drastic changes can set off "ripple effects" that will alter our present reality in chaotic, unpredictable ways. Great Scott!)

NOT THE SPACE TIME CONTINUUM!!!!

Damn Jason that one slipped by me! Thanks for holding my hand through that even though I cannot believe I missed it.

Changed the tags...

Actually, when you mentioned changing the dates and whatnot, I also thought about 1984...a little scarier than Michael J. Fox on a skateboard.

What better way to return from my weekend retreat that to bring the post from hell back from the dead?

What better way to return from my weekend retreat

A likely alibi, Rich. I saw the new tags and I can guess what you were up to this weekend. Care to explain why that sports almanac in your back pocket is from the year 2015?!

I knew somethin' fishy was up. If there's a hoverboard involved, can I confiscate it?

Ya know, as Clipmarks Police Chief (yes, I appointed myself).

And how did Kristen become Police Chief of Clipmarks all of a sudden? And why does the logo on the front page now say RichMarks. And why are my fingers fading away even as I type thi....

*sigh* Don't be so dramatic, Jason. Geez. If you didn't know, I became Chief of Police because on some clip I posted I had to call somebody down for bein' rude. Clipmarks became a landless nation somewhere around here.

Funny this Back to the Future theme has come about. I am in the middle of reading "Lucky Man" by Mikey himself.

Anyway, I went to the future and it's not looking so good. KJ and I get married, have a son and he gets in all kinds of wacky trouble. For some reason we named him Farty (I think she insisted) and some guy named Boff keeps messing with him

For some reason we named him Farty (I think she insisted) and some guy named Boff keeps messing with him

Damn, Rich, you were almost killing me! I was sipping my tea while I was reading this and I thought I'd be drowned by a killer laughter

I totally would NOT name a child that! I'd name him Herbert before Farty. Not only that, have you met me? I'm Irish and a police chief. They don't make you a police chief because you can't handle yourself, no sir. No child of mine will be a wimp unless he gets it from his daddy.

Invictus, glad you enjoyed it and saw it for the JOKE it was meant to be. Some people around here take stuff too seriously. *ahem*

Hey cutey, welcome back to the fold. Police chief? Was there a vote I missed?

I know that wimp comment wasn't directed my way.

Hehe, it was directed your way, but it was a JOKE. Just like yours. Imagine that, responding to a joke with a joke.

No, there wasn't a vote. Should we have one? If you want a vote, you'll have to make a clip of it. Knowing you, there'll be a photoshopped pic involved. I should probably send you one of me so you don't replace me with something insulting...
Otherwise, the self-appointment stands.

But for my part, I must contend that none of the other Clipmarks officials held elections. They earned their positions and were either self-appointed or appointed by another official. Don't forget this is a dictatorship.

Well then, I guess it's ok if I appoint myself as CFO! Of course they'll have to overlook the fact that I struggle to balance a checkbook, have filed bankruptcy several times, did time for fixing the books in my favor and have a horrible gambling problem.

But like you said, I can appoint myself.

My point here? You being sheriff is like Keith Richards being head of a drug enforcement division.

Knowing you, there'll be a photoshopped pic involved. I should probably send you one of me so you don't replace me with something insulting...

Damn you are getting to know me too well!

LOL, damn Wolf, at least I picked an office in which I can actually serve!! It's not like I commit any serious offenses on Clipmarks; you're just drawing attention away from your own inadequacies as CFO. You know I did appoint myself, which means you could, too, but that does NOT mean you're exempt from impeachment or other removal (in this military dictatorship I could just have the troops remove you if I get Adam's approval).

Ok, ok so maybe I need to rethink the office I intend to commandeer.

Oh doncha worry yer pretty lil head off ma'am. I ain't bout ta be causin you no ruckess er gettin ye all riled up. Why yeeehaw them taters was good! An then Jethro was a listenin to that thar talky box and the pamato juice all over that coon hound Martha!

lol, if that were comprehensible i might have a response.

i think you just ruled out another governmental position for yourself - translator.

hehe... it was meant to be ramblings. I thought all you country folk enjoyed that sort of thing.

No, I think Rob (rmowery) or Geekette gets the position of translator.

I am thinking clipmarks needs a OOPC (Officer Of Political Correctness) and I think I am just the man to do it. This way, when you get out of line I can eject your behind into nothingness.

LOL, riiiight. Don't make me laugh. You go ahead and try to eject me. I make fun of all genders/races/nationalities/levels of intelligence equally. Besides, as OOPC, you're probably gonna need me as back up if things get ugly.

you're probably gonna need me as back up if things get ugly.

Curses.. cornered me again. :/ I am getting this picture of you and I as Mr. and Mrs. Smith.

You're lucky you're so cute or I'd... I'd... well... I'd do something!

Got me shakin' in my boots, babe.

How come I knew you wore boots? Got them thar spurs on them thangs too?

No, you don't need spurs for a Honda CBR.

Hmmm... you tempt me woman. Mines not a CBR but close enough.

Yeah, unfortunately for you, I live a couple thousand miles away.

Miles schmiles... soon as I get the clipmarks jet repaired, that will be a hop, skip and jump.

Hmmm, I just realized there is a problem though. The clipmarks jet can't land on dirt runways so I would have to meet you in the next state.

Yes, because in Arkansas we've never heard of concrete or asphalt. It's all dirt for us...dirt parking lots, dirt floors, dirt roads, dirt sidewalks...even dirt benches in the park. Dirt, dirt, dirt, as far as the eye can see.

At least one of you can admit it. Now if you could only make the other 12 residents agree.

Yeah, I'll tell all of them.

Ok, I will ease up off of the Arkansas jokes for now. Thing is, you didn't leave me an opening here to zing you.

I know

Am I allowed to say "Bitch!" in here? I mean, I just want to know if I can say that before I get myself in trouble.

Um, you already said it. And since when do you tiptoe around the clipmarks crew?

THis is awesome I cant believe that i didnt see it before!!!

Thanks! Then don't miss the other clipmarks branded goodies.

This is very well done! Bravo!

Again I thank you for taking the time to offer me Kudos. It is greatly appreciated.

Isn't there a granola bar or candy bar or something called Kudos?

Sorry but I couldn't resist giving this one life once more.

Isn't there a granola bar or candy bar or something called Kudos?

Yes there is... and your point would be what?

No point, I was just curious. Asking the question on here is way more fun than just googling. When they come up with a google engine that will give me a smartass answer like that, I'll be all about it.