here's some things I've learned along the way:


	here's some things I've learned along the way:

skwirlinator

1-19-2008 11:32 PM

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skwirlinator says:

Too wordy to properly clip but still really funny

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1-20-2008 6:35 AM

merrie

I knew that!!!!! LOL

1-20-2008 10:05 AM

carrerinyes

haha

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I've been married for 15 years.  Sometimes it's been great, sometimes it's really sucked, and sometimes we just plugged along because time keeps moving.  Being an observant person, here's some things I've learned along the way:
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1) Ladies, we really, honestly can't read your mind.  Please, please help us out on this: Say what you mean, and mean what you say.  Save the "If I say this then they'll think the opposite" shit for your manipulative friends.  We really aren't smart enough to figure out what you mean if you say the opposite of what you want us to do.
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2) Ladies, withholding sex from us is not in your best interest.  We really do think about sex a lot, and when you withhold it thinking that we'll do things for you that we're not doing, you're asking for trouble.  If you gave us MORE sex, we'd be more likely to do those things.  Seriously.  And sex more often means we can control ourselves better, so we'll last longer to satisfy you.  Seriously.
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