<div style="margin: 12px 0px; font-family: arial; color: #333333; background: #ffffff; border: solid 4px #e5e5e5; width: 100%; clear: left;"><div class="CM_CTB_Content_Wrap" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;background-color: #ffffff;"><div style="border-bottom: solid 1px #dcdcdc; white-space: nowrap; margin-bottom: 8px; background-color: #eeeeee ;background-image: url(http://www.clipmarks.com/images/source-bg.gif); background-repeat: repeat-x; height: 24px; line-height: 24px; vertical-align: middle; padding-bottom: 4px; color: #666666; font-size: 10px;" ><a href="http://clipmarks.com/clip-to-blog/" title="see clips that are hot right now"><img src="http://content.clipmarks.com/blog_embed/c6eb0067-dae3-492f-b3e1-9c134cc2166b/F5DA9BA4-9A2E-4DE7-87F3-2843C80DFA6C/" alt="" width="19" height="19" border="0" style="vertical-align: middle; margin: 0px 4px; display: inline; border: none; float:none;" /></a>clipped from <a title="http://www.ultimatetesters.com/forums/showthread.php?t=27063" href="http://www.ultimatetesters.com/forums/showthread.php?t=27063" style="font-size: 11px;">www.ultimatetesters.com</a></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.ultimatetesters.com/forums/showthread.php?t=27063"><DIV id="post_message_86874" aria-level="0" aria-posinset="0" aria-setsize="0">Barack Obama and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.<BR aria-level="0" aria-posinset="0" aria-setsize="0" /><BR aria-level="0" aria-posinset="0" aria-setsize="0" />Some hours later, Tonto woke the president and said, "Kemo bro, look towards sky, what you see?"<BR aria-level="0" aria-posinset="0" aria-setsize="0" /><BR aria-level="0" aria-posinset="0" aria-setsize="0" />Obama replied, "I see millions of stars."<BR aria-level="0" aria-posinset="0" aria-setsize="0" /><BR aria-level="0" aria-posinset="0" aria-setsize="0" />"What that tell you?" asked Tonto. Obama pondered for a minute then said,<BR aria-level="0" aria-posinset="0" aria-setsize="0" /><BR aria-level="0" aria-posinset="0" aria-setsize="0" />· Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.<BR aria-level="0" aria-posinset="0" aria-setsize="0" />· Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning..<BR aria-level="0" aria-posinset="0" aria-setsize="0" />· Theologically, Mother Nature is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant.<BR aria-level="0" aria-posinset="0" aria-setsize="0" />· Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.<BR aria-level="0" aria-posinset="0" aria-setsize="0" /><BR aria-level="0" aria-posinset="0" aria-setsize="0" />What's' it tell you,Tonto?"<BR aria-level="0" aria-posinset="0" aria-setsize="0" /><BR aria-level="0" aria-posinset="0" aria-setsize="0" />Tonto says, "Obama, you dumber than buffalo sh!t. It means somebody stole our tent.</DIV></blockquote></div><div style="margin: 0px 6px 6px 4px;"><table style="font-size: 11px;border-spacing: 0px;padding: 0px;" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="100%"><tr><td style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;">&nbsp;</td><td align="right" style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;width:107px" width="107"><a href="http://clipmarks.com/share/F5DA9BA4-9A2E-4DE7-87F3-2843C80DFA6C/blog/" title="blog or email this clip"><img src="http://content9.clipmarks.com/images/c2b-foot.png" border="0" alt="blog it" width="107" height="17" style="border-width:0px;padding:0px;margin:0px;" /></a></td></tr></table></div></div>

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