Universe Ends. Dow Jones Rises 50% On News.


	Universe Ends. Dow Jones Rises 50% On News.

kkcapricorn

3-1-2009 12:45 AM

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kkcapricorn says:

Unconfirmed Sources political satire and news story parodies as represented above are written as satire or parody. They are, of course, fictitious.

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