Apparently cats only meow to humans and not when they are with each other, they use scent and body language. Thanks for providing maps to for places to avoid as I believe none of those cats know how to relate to humans properly.
A I do not speak “scent and body language” I might mistake a tail flick and a subtle smell for come over here a stroke me, when it actually means, DINNER

@Alan. Thanks lad. I've been rather slack of late. Haven't been trawling the internet much as I'm trying to catch up on reading my backlog of books.

@Brimstone (Actually my grandmother's brother was chowed down by a lion!)

Michelle, POP for Alan's comment. Me too

How kind of you. Thank you, Mick.