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	I was naked

Rashid Malik

7-7-2007 10:34 AM

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priest jokes, jokes, humor

Rashid Malik says:

Now what was he doing naked in the garden in the first place?

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7-7-2007 8:50 PM

vampy2

watering the garden of course, very good

7-8-2007 12:30 AM

CoviwinklesNo1Fan

haha!

7-8-2007 7:12 AM

farfalla294

Nice joke!

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