The Philosophy of Sex


	The Philosophy of Sex

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11-19-2007 4:19 AM

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"You know "that look" women get when they want sex?  Me neither." 
<BR /><I><STRONG> --Steve Martin</STRONG></I></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://moronland.net/moronia/moron/953/">
"Having sex is like playing bridge.  If you don't have a good partner, you'd 
better have a good hand." 
<BR /><I><STRONG> --Woody Allen</STRONG></I></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://moronland.net/moronia/moron/953/">
"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night." 
<BR /><I><STRONG> --Rodney Dangerfield</STRONG></I></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://moronland.net/moronia/moron/953/">
"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, 
particularly in women.  Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL." 
<BR /><I><STRONG> --Lynn Lavner</STRONG></I></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://moronland.net/moronia/moron/953/">
"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope." 
<BR /><I><STRONG> --George Burns</STRONG></I></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://moronland.net/moronia/moron/953/">
"My girlfriend always laughs during sex ---no matter what she's reading." 
<BR /><I><STRONG> --Steve Jobs (Founder, Apple Computers)</STRONG></I></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://moronland.net/moronia/moron/953/">
"Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like 
and just give her a house." 
<BR /><I><STRONG> --Rod Stewart</STRONG></I></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://moronland.net/moronia/moron/953/">See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough 
blood to run one at a time." 
<BR /><I><STRONG> --Robin Williams</STRONG></I></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://moronland.net/moronia/moron/953/">
"Women might be able to fake orgasms.  But men can fake whole 
relationships." 
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