Things My Mother Told Me


	Things My Mother Told Me

kelsey254

11-3-2007 9:45 PM

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					<B>Ashlee's Mother Tammy said:</B></DIV><BR />     "she told me whenever i am bad that she was a total angel at my age (whatever)"
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					<B>Teresa's Mother Joan said:</B></DIV><BR />     "When i was real naughty my mom used to say I gave you life I'll take it away!"
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					<B>linda's Mother virginia said:</B></DIV><BR />     "you made your bed now lie in it"
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					<B>COWBOYS WELCOME's Mother Samantha said:</B></DIV><BR />     "When I was about 5 or 6 years old my mom used to tell me that if I would swallow<BR />black eyed peas whole they would talk. And when I did my aunt was hiding behind<BR />a door and was talking to me."
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					<B>Ashlee's Mother Donna said:</B></DIV><BR />     "When i was like 13, i was watching tv with my mom and the g-spot was mentioned.<BR />she actually asked me "whats a g-spot?" and i said "you don't know?" she<BR />said "yeah, i do. i was hoping you could tell your dad where it is so i'll<BR />finally get off"
i was completely floored"
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