VIAGRA SPILL REVIVES LAKE MICHIGAN


	VIAGRA SPILL REVIVES LAKE MICHIGAN

vandamonium

9-1-2007 1:48 PM

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Satire at it's finest.

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<FONT size="2" face="Arial, Helvetica"><FONT size="3" color="#990000"><B>VIAGRA SPILL REVIVES LAKE MICHIGAN</B></FONT>
<FONT size="2" color="#990000">Once-Cold and Torpid, Waterway Now Greatest of Great Lakes</FONT>
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