20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level of Insanity


	20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level of Insanity

richmeister29

7-24-2007 5:57 PM

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7-28-2007 4:22 PM

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i've received these in an e-mail...and they are def. the best ever

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1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a
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2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
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10. Ask People What Sex They Are. Laugh Hysterically After They Answer.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."
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12. Sing Along At The Opera.
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17. When The Money Comes Out Of The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"
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