The Truth About Men


	The Truth About Men

dannad

9-24-2007 6:27 PM

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dannad says:

... i find this a bit insulting... but it's all in good fun, so wutever...

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Most men hate to shop. That's why the men's department is usually on the first floor, two inches from the door.

Men hate to lose. I once beat my husband at tennis. I asked him, "Are we going to have sex again?" He said, "Yes, but not with each other."

Getting rid of a man without hurting his masculinity is a problem. "Get out" and "I never want to see you again" might sound like a challenge. If you want to get rid of a man, I suggest saying "I love you... I want to marry you... I want to have your children." Sometimes they leave skid marks.

Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replays in sports. They've already forgotten what's happened.

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2-14-2008 3:48 AM

mugofcoffee

loving it!

2-15-2008 11:38 AM

Perkalicious11

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