Aye, that be me....prolog....and I also speak pirate!

I'm Javascript.
You are javascript. People often think you are somebody else. You tend to be annoying to most people, but it's not your fault. You just get used.

I have to admit many flaws are caused by javascript

I'm Python

You are slower than others (who are these Olympian 'others')

You are a minimalist who doesn't like clutter (here's a picture of my desk on flickr - you decide)

"You are C++.

You are very popular and open to suggestions. Many have tried to be like you, but haven't been successful"

Not remotely true but I'm gonna spread it like a rumor.

No! I'm Fortran! Funny how its a language nobody uses...