 l1wulf says: Upload a photo and it is compared against a database of celebrities. Fun and pretty accurate. This didn't clip very well and there wasn't an actual description that was clipable. Try it with different photos. And wouldn't you know it. Right after clipping, I went back to give it a go with some of my own pics (having learned of this site from girlfriend--she had some amusing results, hehe), and wouldn't you know it? The site is down for maintenance... It's up again.  Naaaa....not anyway. Cheated again! Shucks. it's down again The site is down, but I can tell you that I look like Richard Gere -- just about everyone tells me that. Problem is -- I'm female.  Ha ha ha ha ha... try a different photo maybe? Um, they tell me that from looking at me in person. I guess I'm just a female version of Richard Gere, although much prettier, of course. ;-D Of course! We never doubted that darcy  I'm hoping you're less hairy too! I look like Drew Barrymore, apparently I can hardly wait till the sites up again. I know who people tell me I look like and it'll be fun to see if I get that same answer. Haha, thisname. Yep, less hairy. @thisname -- who do people tell you you look like? Most folks say I look like Michelle Pfeiffer, but maybe one day I'll post my real pic instead of my nick pic and let you guys decide..... Naaaaa maybe not. Someone may just chuck up comments like Yoda or something... chuckle chuckle. Pretty!. Michelle Pfeiffer doesn't look a bit like Yoda. Well, it's all in the eye of the beholder, I guess. I just asked my significant other and he doesn't have a clue who he thinks I look like. (He's clueless!) * all the while hoping he's not logging onto clipmarks while this clip is still active.... sheesh!* Chuckle chuckle Oh dear. Never insult your SO somewhere where he/she can access said insult. He's used to me...he can take it !! Ha ha ha... He's knows how my sense of humour works, so no worries He's sitting here now just shaking his head..... Isn't it great when one's SO understands you? Mine thinks I'm nuts -- I'm completely understood. Tell me about it! Hence the head-shaking.... Ha ha ha ha ha Ah, a clip just rose to the top there..."The brain is talking to itself".. You ARE listening to me aren't you darcy?  Oooh, I'm on a roll here!! I'm listening, thisname. Here's the couch...lie down...relax...now tell me what your brain is saying to itself. Well darcy...you see, it all started long ago when I was just a little girl and lost my teddy....sniffle sniffle  You crack me up darcy! What a breath of fresh air!! Hmmm. Quick change from sadness to hyper-happy faces. Hmmm. Could be bipolar. Naaaa, with my self talking brain I'm multi-polar at least... sheesh! MEGA multi polar Hey, give me a break. I'm supposed to lead up to diagnoses slowly so as not to disturb the patient. It wasn't me!! It was one of my muliple personalities  It was "thatnamecantbetaken" I see that your treatment is going to take a looooong time, this&that. We'll have to take a break now....Xmas shopping to do. Hey I know "thisnamecan'tbetaken" and she looks like Uma Thurman. Just like her. Very pretty! this& that.... ha ha ha ha ha....this is crazy. *slowly putting down my beer and reaching for my coffee mug* Hey my main man EK!! (Not my SO, me best buddy! ) Good to see ya! I'd rather look like Michelle. Oh well. Rather that, than Yoda Who do folks think YOU look like EK? I can't really say.... thinking......thinking.... oh shut up self talking brain, I'm trying to think here! Good to see ya this name, best buddy, in a bit of a rush. will be back soon. Catch ya later! Think of someone while you're gone! I will too! Later Bro! You can even put the results on your myspace page! Okay EK, I think you resemble Matthew Perry. You have the same eyes...and hair. As for my SO, when we met, I thought he was the spitting image of Kiefer Sutherland ... Can't wait for the site to get up and running again and find out what THEY say. After three hours of shoveling snow, an hour in the bath, dinner and a bit of TV, I turn on my laptop and check my email and all I see are page after page of "your clip has been commented on" emails. ROFL I assumed a spammer found a way to play the system here but noooooo. You guys have a party while I've been walking around the house like an old man looking for his walker. Oh, to keep this poignant, Darcy, my girlfriend repeatedly gets Jet Li as one of hers, haha. The funny thing is, looking at their pictures next to each other, she kinda does look like him (in the eyes). I still have yet to try the stupid thing myself. Just got done reading the whole lot of comments. Which explains how 43 comments later this still only has 3 pops, HAHA) @Caoimhe Assuming your avatar for clipmarks is your actual photo, I can definitely see the resemblance! @lisahayden1979 Yep, that's how my GF found it (one of her friend's pages). @this&that & darcy you guys almost made me laugh hard enough to bring a tear to my eye. All the while my GF is laying on the couch looking at me like I'M the crazy one. It was too much to explain, she'll just have to wonder. @ekostanje I'm sorry, I'm of the opinion that you're just a figment of thisname's imagination come to life. I'm sorry because, after Darcy completes treatment, you're liable to disappear. Just read it all again. I can't read get to the 'this&that' bit without totally LMAO. Darcy caught that one with the greatest of ease... Delete the word "read" from the above... damn talking brain was distracting me again... All the while my GF is laying on the couch looking at me like I'M the crazy one.I thought I was the one on the couch? Wasn't I?? Is this whole clip just a figure of my imagination?? EK, are you there? Helloooo? Darcy? Is anybody there at all?? *If I just get up and move slowly away from my computer, no-one will ever know this whole clip ever happened.* Com'on talking brain and "that".....we're outta here I look like Luciano Pavarotti or Peter Gallagher...damn big eyebrows..............grr @thegreenman ROFL, time to wax? @thisnamecantbetaken Uh, you're not my GF are you? Now that would be really amusing. Discovering that GF and I happened to be socializing online without actually knowing it... Oh wait, you said you looked like Michelle Pfeiffer and Ek said Uma Thurman, definitely not like Jet Li (which is one of the hits the girlfriend gets regardless of which pic she uses) so I feel confident you are not my GF. So, uh, get off my couch! Ok, so I'm feigning stupidity, I know your reference was to Darcy's psychiatrist couch, any more room on there? I could use a little analysis myself... Well you DID say your GF was looking at you like you were crazy, so perhaps? But hey! Remember that talking brain, "that" and I came first, so you're just gonna have get in line for that couch dude!! And there are plenty more personalities, where I and "that" and talking brain came from BEFORE YOU, just desperately waiting for darcy's services... The couch is MINE dude! It's MINE!!! ....I mean OURS!! Actually...the couch is mine. I'm officially on holidays now so I'm suggesting ever so carefully that you rise from my couch until our next appointment in the new year. Dr. Darcy, BSW, MSW, Ph.D. Jeez, so I have to wait for this, that, then, was, will be, could be, would have, and the rest to finish? DARCY, come back! Wow, Darcy read my mind as I was typing... Maybe with all that money you'll make off of Thisname, you can buy a bigger couch. Streamline the operation, see multiple patients/personalities at once. well, with this&that&co, I'm already seeing multiple patients/personalities, so to speak. True I guess... Oh talk to her about paranoia. I always seem to show up at the same clips as thisname and I don't want her to think i'm following her... Or am i? Hmm, that last was, of course, supposed to be comical. After clicking on post comment I looked at my avatar and realized that I at least look like I could be a cyber-stalker. Rest assured thisname, that is not the case (in fact, up until this clip, I had just assumed you were male, rofl). Could be you're the paranoid one, l1wulf. Or could be you're just another one of this's many personalities. Or maybe, she's one of yours. It's hard to tell in cyber-therapy-land. I just KNEW someone was following me! I'm not listening! I'm not listening to you! *holding my hands over my ears in sheer terror and utter desperation* You're not even there! You're just something I'm imagining. If I just squint my eyes really hard together, get up and spin around three times, you'll be gone! GONE!!! Pooof! Up in the air like a cloud of smoke... Be careful ALL of you! I have secret powers, you know! Just look what happened to EK... Yeah, that's right! POOOF! ROFL, poof! Poor EK. Ok, I'll try my best to beat you to the good clips from now on, but I'm getting ready to take a trip for the holiday, so bear with me until I get back, please don't poof me. Uh, what was this clip about again? It's so far up there and I'm too lazy to scroll back up... Well, somebody, or other, is going off the deep end. Calm down, thisthat&co. Everything will be alright. *spinning, spinning, spinning...* Oh thank heavens! They're all gone now talking brain and "that"...we're safe "Except for the weido who's been following you...." Oh shut up "that"... Its over! This clip is an obvious vote for live chat to be incorporated. Hello? Any of the clipmarks team there? adamc? AAAARRRRGGGGHHHHH!!! They're back!!! Darcy? Daaaaarrrrrrcy? Can you come back now please? The voices in my head are back..... Pleeeese? I promise we won't hog the couch anymore. Hmm... this could be fun... This, you should deposit large sums of money into the following account.... Okay, this is "that" and I'm taking over!! "this" is just a wimpy girly-man tree-hugger and she couldn't take the pressure. And we don't HAVE any money! That stupid "this" gave the lot to charity! Damn, if only she hadn't listened to self taking brain... Even better... You have the incredible urge to run around, nude, in the snow. Anybody that looks at you is obviously trying to steal your cat; you should flap your arms and bark at them to scare them away. After securing the block from the cat stealers you are to return home and put on every article of clothing, return outside. Anybody who now looks at you is a friend. You are to use the secret passphrase, "My, it sure is warm today." to begin operation "sniffles". Oh, and l1wulf needs lots of money. Question: How can "this", who is supposedly a female, be a "girly-man"? Tried that.... didn't work. But I'm missing a cat now. Hmm... Good question... transgender multiple personality disorder. Sounds like a doozy. This, you obviously didn't bark loud enough. Obviously time to embark on operation "lactose intolerant", which, of course, has nothing to do with milk. Details to follow via subliminal transmission through the following... .....lsidn9f892.34kk4n30kdds..sdknvoosdlk.kfj9082n29e8fd I hope you got that, this clip will now self destruct. We got confused!! What we meant to say was manly-girl!! You know, sometimes folks think I'm a guy Sheesh! You really suck at this cyber-therapy. I want darcy back. You look like Michelle Pfeiffer and people think you're a guy??? Perhaps those people need therapy. They're all to get us "this"! Its that damn MCA shit come back to bit ya! Just like that dog did while you where running around naked. Wow, she's really, really confused. It WAS darcy that pointed out the girly-man thing. <muses to self> I wonder if there's a limit on comments per clip... We really need clip-chat <waves arms and starts a signal fire> Dr. darcy, you're confusing me with "this" . You're disappointing me!!! Don't forget my pooof trick!! Grrrr!! You were running around naked? No, no, no... I meant you were supposed to run around wearing "nude" colors. *sigh* no wonder the cat is missing. I apparently look like Ron Livingston, Erich Maria Remarque, and Noam Chomsky. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha l1wulf Got more cats where that came from so no worries. They even multiply in my head on command, so I'm cool... Wow! Look!! jklugman's got lot's of folks inside him too! Want some room her on the couch? @jklugman now that's a combination to see, have the pic you used online? or posted the results somewhere (myspace, blog, etc.)? Oh, and are you sure you want to wade in here, I'm not sure it's entirely safe to linger. @thisname a true cat lady. I'd hate to smell the inside of your head with all those cats in there... well, I'd hate to do that even without the cats. Um, never mind. @l1wulf...while there's nobody listening...I just want to say I GOT the secret transmission *whispering* @this <whispering as well> good, just remember, the cat urine _must_ be fresh and still warm, Scruffles life depends on it! <back to conversational volume> My, it sure is warm today! Anybody seen my pet grape? ___ ROFL, my boss keeps looking at me strange every time he walks back here. I am still working, even if it is with a stupid grin on my face.... Sheesh Listen up folk's! I gotta go! "this" is still standing in the middle of the room, spinning and spinning and spinning with no clothes on. I think she's having a breakdown, so I'd better go help out. *gotta find another therapist. Don't think Dr. realises how sentive "this* really is.* Catch ya later folks! If the people stalking us don't get ya first that is. *self-pooofing* Haha, *wave*. If I'm gonna get out of here at a decent time so I can get on the road for my holiday trip, I guess I /can/ work a little harder. I'm poofing as well for a few days. Oooooh, new stuff in our profiles... Clips on the mobile now... I'm going to be so entertained on the drive home... By the way...I have your pet grape tortured and held hostage.....at Guantanamo. You get me EK back or the grape is dead meat, ya hear me!! *self poooofing again* @jklugmam I don't see the resemblance either. When it came to my GF, it seemed to zero in on various parts of her face. If you were brave enough to read all of those comments, I mentioned she got Jet Li as a hit on different pictures, but the only thing I could see that looked similar was her eyes, but only when the pics were side by side. She had a couple of other asians as hits as well, but in person, I would not say she had "asian" eyes. Just too funny. I STILL have yet to play with it, so I have no idea who I look like. Maybe when I get back to my hometown tonight... @thisname You better not hurt Welch! I've been feeding him well so he's ripe to bursting. If so much as a drop of juice is missing... Just get me EK ...NOW....or I'll skin the damn little slime ball!! And by the way! Aren't you wondering why you haven't seem Scruffles around? Yeah! Just think about THAT for a moment too!! Obviously I'm dealing with "that", this is a tree hugger who would never hurt anything living... Poor Welch and Scruffles, completely at the mercy of a naked, evil, anti-tree hugger. Hmm... mmm-hmmm... Ok, I've decided to offer myself to take their place, but only because I can think of worse positions to be in. Please be gentle. You got THAT straight! "This" could never handle this. And And leave her outta this! Just get me EK or it's over for the grape!!! This clip isn't the only thing ripe for the popping, ya know! Forgot to mention, that's an evil, anti-tree hugger that looks like Michelle Pfeiffer and Uma Thurman.... And I know all abour "poor" little Scruffles. You seem to have forgotten my secret surveillance capabilities, eh?? The ears have walls my friend, the ears have walls. No, no, no, now I know you're gonna say that it's the walls that have ears, but this is a brave new world we're living in!!! Everything's changed! Wake up and smell the cat urine already! Now we can negotiated about grape...but you're never gonna see Scruffles again! We caught him with weapons of mass destruction!!! On all four paws! He's never getting out, I'm telling ya....you can just kiss that cat goodbye.... ROFL, aren't you supposed to be poofed? How am I supposed to get any work done? And I've got a pocket full of cotton balls for those ears... and uh, some new wallpaper for the walls. I thought Scruffles was your missing cat? Our cat is named Chepa... Anybody missing a cat? I'll talk to the NSA... I'll see what I can do about getting grape released. ON CONDITION that EK is returned safely, nscaved and unclipped, okay? No, I meant clipped! But don't hold your breath... this is serious stuff. Scruffles is not your cat? He's not mine either! Oh, my God he's a secret agent! And don't you threaten me with pooofing!!! You're gonna clip my grape? Well, I doubt EK will like it, but I can do the same to him. Well, I don't think I'll like it either, I'll find someone else who can clip him for you. Ok, now for serious... I am poofing. Time to roll outta here and hit the road! I'll collect my grape later this weekend, and HE BETTER BE JUICY! You're not reading me right here maaaan!! IIt EK we're talking about!! Fine!! Run to the hills of Bora Bora...we'll talk later. *Self talking brain says that joke won't work. No hills in Bora Bora... only tropical beaches...* * "that" says, shut up, they'll think it's a typo! * *"this" says: poooof !! * Okay, back to being serious here... Damn, I sure do have multiple personalities 'coz I got 10 answers!! Sheesh! Sadly enough, Michelle was not one of them. My closest was: *drumroll....ddddrdrdrdrdrdrdrdrdrd* Charlotte Church 70% Then came: Juliette Binoche 68% Ueta Aya 67% (who?) Tata Young 66% and so on.... I didn't quite like this game though. Read the privacy policy from A-Z and still wasn't quite at ease. That scanner thing was too futuristic for me. Name, country and so on too. I was waiting for them to tell me to touch the screen so they could take my fingerprints too. Sheesh!! Very unsettling for a privy freak...anyway, Charlotte Church was the answer I got. Just caught this one now: "You look like Michelle Pfeiffer and people think you're a guy???" I was referring to l1wulf who waaaaay back in the comment ladder said, that until this clip he thought I was a guy. Well blondes can have brains too, ya know! Sheesh! Anyway, that was that. Gonna pooof off now till the return of EK. Send subliminal message when ready. Wow, according to this, I don't look like Richard Gere at all. Annette Bening 90% (nobody has ever told me this) Julianne Moore 83% Kate Bosworth 78% Natalie Portman 78% 90% resemblance! That's close! I didn't get closer to anyone but 70% I was too unique! Ha ha ha... But Anette Benning and Richard Gere don't look anything at all like each other. How did you get a different result? Just a different photo? It was only one result. I've only used one picture. It's just that people have said I look like a female Richard Gere. Nobody has ever said I look like Annette Bening. I think the software is wacky because I'd say I look more like Richard. Just for the fun of it, I'll post my real pic for a minute, just to let ya see while no-ones looking and then it's off again! Okay? Gotta be quick here! okay Can't seem to get it to stick, maybe too big a photo? I'll try it again with a smaller pic. 2 seconds... I just tried with one only 35k an it still won't stick. Earlier, after they changed the layout, I couldn't delete clips either... I'll just have to remain a mystery Cute. You look like someone I know, but I can't place who it is. The picture stuck. I'm looking at it now. Am I gone again now? Nothings changing here! Still reading cat Yep, you're back to the reading cat. I couldn't change it to the phot, then couldn't change it back and right now, it's still the damn photo...maybe it takes a minute or too to change, but it doesn't use to, so... as long as my cat is back, I'm cool. "You look like someone I know, but I can't place who it is." Charlotte Church?? Ha ha ha You're cool. Still trying to figure out who you remind me of. You're very familiar somehow. Well, yeah, you do look like Charlotte Church, but she's not who I'm thinking of. Can't help ya there... I only think I look like me! Ooh, there's a Cat Lover clip to the side! You think, I'll go check it out..... I figured it out. You look like someone who used to work for me years ago. Can't remember her name now. I think I've got Old-timer's disease. You can probably borrow l1wulf's old man's walker when he sees you for HIS cyber-theraoy session. Don't need it when I do therapy. I'm sitting then. I could use a dose of caffeine though Sorry for the typos. Getting tired. Been reading the US Constitution again and the bill of rights. Heavy duty. Think I need to back away from my laptop a bit... Caffeine! Good suggestion! Should hold me over a paragraph or two again Take a break, this. That's heavy reading for sure. Yeah, I know... But I need the ammo for all my rantings. Gotta have the facts in order, ya know! Ha! That scanner machine is bogus! It's now two days later and just to show a friend I tried it again with the EXACT same picture. This time it said Charlotte Church 72% Tata Young 67% Ueta Aya 63% etc and then a whole lot of different folks than last time.... Hmm! Disappointing!  Yay! This clip is back! It just got popped two days ago, so I wouldn't seem totally obsessed by this clip, just by commenting again, now would I? <shut up, wulfie!> BTW, wulfie, you never did get around to being scanned yourself, did you? Or perhaps you just didn't want to tell us that your result was little orphan Annie? ROFL, I hadn't even noticed the clip returned. Last few days has seen me running around madly (if you hadn't already noticed). No, I never got around to doing myself on this, I've got to dig up an actual pic to do it (or take a new one). Well.....I'll wait right here then, till you get back from the photographer's.... You're not getting out of this one wulfie. I'll harrass this clip forever if I have to! It's your clip, the least you can do is get yourself in the same mess you 'forced' the rest of into. No? I've tried it since a couple of times (or perhaps it was a totally obsessed total of 10 times or more?) with different photos and I will not stop till I get the results I want! *LOL* I do look more like Michelle, you see. Not Charlotte. I won't have that stuck to me. I'll see you at the photographer's.....I obviously need more pics. wow i would like to 'ADD" a Photo but it doesnt seem to work? what seems to be the problem anymore im like .......New member to this and i gladly would like to know who i look like, so anyone kindly enough to tell me whats going on please Do Tell thank you and goodday xoxox Are you trying to upload the photo through the clip? Try going to the site first then. I just tried it and no problems. (Enable cookies too maybe?) I'm just throwing out guesses here, but give it a go and see if it helps. If you get it to work, you HAVE to let us know the results okay? Deal? Haha! . HOW IN THE WORLD DO YOU WORK THIS SITE???? Yeah, you'll have to click through to the original site and do it there. It looks like you need to set up a free account (didn't it used to be no account necessary?). Then upload a headshot photo of yourself for best results. OK TNCBT, since this clip has yet again risen from the dead (how in the world does it keep doing that?) and I actually have a recent photo... Here's a list of my hits (finally!) Jackie Stewert Goran Ivanisevic Roy Keane Hrithic Roshan Bill Paxton Anton Rubenstein Claudia Schiffer (OMG--she's so hot... I used to be in love with her) Robert Redford (huh???) Friedrich Paulus OK, what I'm concerned about is the fact that I've no friggin clue who 98% of these people ... HeyWulfie! Maaan, long time, no read!! Good to see ya buddy! Anyway, I don't know half of your look-a-likes either, (nor my own actually,) but from your long time since profile pic, I would have guessed more something along the lines of Johnny Depp, but I think I'll pick the image of Robert Redford for you then, if you don't mind that too much that is, Rob....errr I mean Wulfie. (I'm sucking up big time here, ya know) *LOL* Nice to have you back among us. im waitting for the photo to appear since like last night lmaooo does this even work? lol Cool, i got these 10 people. Alfonso Herrera Jason Biggs Gerard Butler Gavin Rossdale Ben Affleck Oded Fehr Johnny Depp Zayed Khan Takizawa Hideaki Ian Somerhalder i've heard from many strangers that I look like Lauren Graham how long is this supposed to take? or how do you use it? Hey, wulfie! Just thought I'd let you know, we're ALL talking about you behind your back. *LOL* Oh, and I'm sorry to have to tell you this, but Welch has passed away. . Here's the link, buddy: http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/6E02AFF7-45A9-46EB-906F-F6D35160D533/ BTW, aren't you ever coming back? We need some more fun around here. Hugs hugs!! |
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