Clipmarks - Rashid Malik's funny quotes

by Rashid Malik 12-12-2007

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by Rashid Malik 12-11-2007

"The White House has now released military documents that they say prove George Bush met his requirements for the National Guard. Big deal, we've got documents that prove Al Gore won the election." --Jay Leno "There was an embarrassing moment in the White House earlier today. They were looking around while searching for George Bush's military records. They actually found some old Al Gore ballots." --David Letterman "In a speech over the weekend, Al Gore brutally attacked President Bush and his policies. You see, if Al Gore really wants President Bush to lose in 2004, instead of attacking Bush, he should endorse him. Look what it did for the Dean campaign." --Jay Leno

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POPS 12 funny quotes

by Rashid Malik 12-7-2007

“There are no good roles for Indians in Hollywood, unless you’re shooting at Jack Bauer or looking for White Castle.” - Mark Saldana “What do you think you should do if you’re attacked by a bear? Play dead? No — that’s a lie promoted by the bears.” - Eugene Mirman “Only thing that’s worse than walking in on your parents making love is walking in on your grandparents making love. That’s why I no longer eat raisins.” - Zach Galifianakis “I’m living with a crazy midget. Crazy people talk to themselves, laugh at their own jokes and s--t themselves. That’s my son.” - Jo Koy

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POPS Funny quotes on steroid use in baseball

by Rashid Malik 11-18-2007

Here is another one: "Former baseball star Jose Canseco has a new book out. It’s a tell-all autobiography in which he claims he injected his former teammate -- superstar Mark McGwire -- with steroids. He also claims that President Bush, who was then a co-owner of the Texas Rangers, was aware of steroid use among players. A White House spokesperson says Bush was not aware of it -- nor was he aware of most anything during the early '90s. Mark McGwire vehemently denies the accusation – he got so angry when he heard about it, he picked up his house and threw it onto the freeway." --Jimmy Kimmel

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POPS A thought on immigration

by Rashid Malik 11-17-2007

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POPS Jay Leno on Pratibha Patil's election

by Rashid Malik 11-13-2007

Another pun at president Bush by Jay Leno.

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POPS Sell a man a fish

by Rashid Malik 10-29-2007

I didn't know that Carl Marx had a sense of humor.

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POPS The point of philosophy is to...

by Rashid Malik 10-29-2007

Philosophy as described by the great Bertrand Russell.