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POPSMerrill Lynch Searching For Hitman I wonder if the conversation in the Merrill Lynch boardroom for the hiring of Blackrock CEO, Laurence Fink, went something like this: Suit 1: We're fucked. Suit 2: No, no, no... we're fucked . Suit 1: You know someone is going to have to take care of O'Neal. Head Suit: Yes, you're right. ( sighs ) Who do we know who can kill people? Suit 1: Google. Head Suit: No, no. Literally kill. With guns. Suit 2: ... Blackrock? Head Suit: Hmm... We could hire them, yes. That would take care of all our problems in accounting. Maybe even some of those sub-prime loan holders. Suit 1: ( points to the side of his head ) Take... care? Head Suit: Someone get me their number. Call Cheney and ask him. Do you think we should offer options in the package? Suit 2: ( looks down at quarterlies ) No. Cash.
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POPSSites moved into a PageRank Goolag? Not that this is the first eerie thing that Google has done with its massive power over information control, but it certainly is attention-grabbing. The pravda from Google is that those who sell paid links mess with their search engine algorithms, therefore you should only participate in the official sanctioned, Googlegrad-approved AdWords program, a convenient and effective way to distribute money from your bank account into the stock value of GOOG , which as we know is good for the whole of the Internet. Google is always looking out for the Internet's best interests. Google is more than just a friend. Google is your mentor. Do not be seduced by the rotten bourgeois ideology of the warmongering capitalist blogger jackal! Google: We Won't Let You Make A Bad Link (TM). See:
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POPSOil Industry's terminal illness becomes more apparent... Well, there is only so much oil, and we aren't slowing down are consumption even a little. I'd think that the coughing sputtering deaths of some of the smaller big oil companies is inevitable, being as how they aren't making any more crude. But everyone will panic, of course, and act all surprised in the market. *GASP!* You mean that there ISN'T ENOUGH OIL to support the industry infinitely? SELL! SELL! SELL! Well, go on... go look at your portfolio. I know you want to.
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