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POPSNO MORE LOL Loi is to be used when something is mildly entertaining, yet not humorous enough to evoke actual laughter. Actual laughter, however, may still be represented by "lol" or it's other manifestations (LMAO, ROFL, etc). NoMoreLOL.com is calling upon conscious chatters, bloggers, texters and instant messengers to help us spread our message. If you suspect someone of False Lolling be sure to direct them to this website and warn them of the penalties of internet purjury. loi :-)
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POPSA kiss will never miss ~ How did it happen that their lips came together? How does it happen that birds sing, that snow melts, that the rose unfolds, that the dawn whitens behind the stark shapes of trees on the quivering summit of the hill? A kiss, and all was said. ~ Victor Hugo ~It will be the kiss by which all others in your life will be judged...and found wanting.~ Hearts in Atlantis
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POPSOn Bullshit Long article.Good Bullshit. My take: Bad Bullshit - Instantly found Good Bullshit - A little research you will find Genius Bullshit-Took a very long time to find The whole world is made of bullshits - one pile on top of one another. We are all bullshitters - Bad, Good and Genius. Cheers. P/s I am one of them.
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POPSClever Inventions Most of these would have started as serious inventions by earnest people. Hope they can laugh at them as easily as I did.
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POPSFinding A husband gender bias charges, the stores owner opens a New Wives store just across the street. The 1st first floor has wives that love sex. The 2nd floor has wives that love sex and have money. The 3rd,4th, 5th and 6th floors have never been visited
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POPSLive Music Archive cool resource: Browse All Artists with Recordings in the Live Music Archive Browse All Artists' Collection Pages in the Live Music Archive (alt view 1) (alt view 2) You can readily find artists' shows by date or by year through these specific landing pages. (Note: The browsable view of collection pages is cached for 24 hr.) Most Recent Band Activations Note: This is not cached: updated in real time. Graph of the Number of Shows Added Per Month (For the past 24 months) Most Recently Added Items Browse Artists with MP3's Search for Lossless-Only Recordings (No-MP3) Search for Some 24-bit FLAC Recordings Search the Entire LMA at once Shows on This Day in History Browse a Year in History
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POPSThe 2 Dollar Bill Me: "Just this fifty. You don't take $2 bills? Why?" Server: "I don't know." Me: "See here where it says legal tender?" Server: "Yeah." Me: "So, why won't you take it?" Server: "Well, hang on a sec." He goes back to his manager, who has been watching me like I'm a shoplifter, and says to him, "He says I have to take it." Manager: "Doesn't he have anything else?" Server: "Yeah, a fifty. I'll get it and you can open the safe and get change " Manager: "I'm not opening the safe with him in here." Server: "What should I do?" Manager: "Tell him to come back later when he has real money." Server: "I can't tell him that! You tell him." Manager: "Just tell him." Server: "No way! This is weird. I'm going in back." The manager approaches me and says, "I'm sorry, but we don't take big bills this time of night." Me: "It's only seven o'clock! Well then, here's a two dollar bill." Manager: "We don't take those, either." Me: "Why not?" Manage
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POPSForget Biofuel, Try A Car That Runs On Air Fuel: Compressed air (some conventional fuel at higher speeds) Cost of refuelling: about £1 Range: 200km to 300km (a full tank should last up to ten hours) Servicing: OIl change about every 30,000 miles Seats: Three Weight: 350kg Price: about £2,500