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POPSDilbert - Professional Liars Competing with professionals can be challenging, but not too difficult for scheming engineers with flexible ethics when it comes to dealing with pros.
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POPSGarfield - It Happens It's not that your fat. It's just that the gravitational forces on the Earth have weakened... isolated in the area immediately surrounding only you -- for some unexplained reason.
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POPSDilbert - The CEO Pep Talk ah, yes. it usually happens at least once a year. it never provides useful information to the employees; it's like a pep rally more than anything - other than trying to justify a reason "business" people have jobs. now, there's a phrase for this: "Motivation: How the powerful steal from the dumb."
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POPSDilbert - Morons in Management Ah yes. Too often in my short career have I thought that this is how those dumb-asses in management make their decisions. That or tearing apart a live monkey and tossing its remains on a roulette table seeing what spot monkey brains lands on to decide.
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POPSDilbert - Double Work Never. I'd just not do the one job and hope that the other disappears. I've seen similar stuff happen before.
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POPSDilbert - Leaving Early Ah yes. Engineering does have some benefits. Coming and going when you feel like it as long as the work gets done.