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POPSWaving Goodbye To The House All my memories of the bleachers suddenly pass before me... throwing beer at the box seats, the guy setting his hair on fire to the cheers of the crowd, Griffey Jr. telling us we were crazy with a smile on his face... those were the days!
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POPSBig Baby! Word is that the baby has already been contacted by several Florida college football coaches.
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POPSMilitary To Pervert More Innocent Fun Someone just will not be happy until your teddy bears are lethal killing machines. Is it true that the torture facilities in Cuba look like playgrounds on the outside? What's next? Have they been working on music that kills? Is that what Colin is really searching for on American Idol?
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POPSEx-Planet/Underworld Lord Hires Defense Team This demotion smells like Neptune to me. Neptune has been bullying Pluto's orbit for longer than we've been making paved streets. If you've read your mythology, you'd know that Neptune, God of the Oceans, had no friends. Everybody was scared of him. He'd act like your friend today, and then tomorrow you'd be asking "What did I do to you?" as you nursed a black eye. Pluto, a God who was once a man, is getting the shaft here. Maybe they better rethink this before it causes an intergalactic incident.
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POPSManatee Takes Manhattan 2: Return of Chumley I am totally fascinated by this. Did you know that Manhattan was calle the Manitou by natives before it was bought for beads?A Manitou is apparently a spirit described as neither good nor evil. In Puerto Rico, the manatee is almost sacred. I nominate to name it 'Chumley', after the Tennessee Tuxedo sidekick.
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POPSManhattan To Become Wildlife Preserve First a family of peregrine falcons, now this! ('Peregrine' means 'stranger'.) This is one of a few photos of the manatee spotted in the Hudson River. Is this an offensive of the Army of the 12 Monkeys?