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POPSI'LL BE JUST FINE, SAYS PLANET From The Daily Mash. The planet said environmental campaigners should change their slogan from 'Save the Planet' to something more relevant such as 'Save Your Sorry Arse'.
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POPSLoser Worth alook if you want a laugh. (Don't think this came from CM.
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POPSAmazing home remedies 8. Sometimes, we just need to remember what the rules of life really are: You only need two tools: WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape. 9. Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them. 10. Never pass up an opportunity to go to the bathroom. 11. If you woke up breathing, congratulations! You get another chance. 12. And finally, be really nice to your family and friends; you never know when you might need them to empty your bedpan.
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POPSLaughs Some dodgy ones and some funny ones. Sorry about the last paragraph of the poem
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POPSWho says? Says God. Too many to fit them all, but these will be deplored by some, laughed at by others and cause a confused reaction in the rest.