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POPSWish You Were Beer Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, it is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver. I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. Remember: "I" before "E," except in Budweiser. I drink only to make my friends seem interesting. Everybody should believe in something; I believe I'll have another drink. Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXdNnw99-Ic
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POPSHelp Find The Father of Little August This is so funny. This video is a hoax. It was made by a Danish tourist bureau. VisitDenmark., but it sure has caused an uproar. You have obviously no idea what it means to have kids. I do not understand that someone can sink so low and exploiting a child and the world in the way in hopes that people actually want to visit Denmark, writes one of the angry Danes on the website. VisitDenmark has also received positive comments on the advertisement from among others foreigners who thought it was an expression of good Danish humor. - You inspire me to be a better father for my child, wrote one man. Yes, this is Danish humour at it's best. We can laugh and make fun at just about anything, and we do. I thought this video was really funny. Maybe you have to live here to appreciate it, but it sure makes life a heck of a lot more fun. Come up and see us sometime! I'll even buy you a beer. Hahahah! .:lol: .:lol:
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POPSHey... Guess What? IT'S SUMMER!!! :D Summer afternoon - Summer afternoon... the two most beautiful words in the English language. - Henry James Have a GREAT summer, everyone!
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POPSBeer Versus Religion Jesus was crucified for our sins — beer is just pasteurized. Jesus is free; beer starts at $2.50 a six-pack. Holy water doesn't affect your sense of balance. You don't have to worry about getting religion stains on your clothes. Jesus is who you need in emergencies — beer is only useful when you find a burning bush. http://s143.photobucket.com/albums/r150/thisnamecantbetaken/?action=view¤t=2008-05-10-Picnic059Small.jpg
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POPSBeer and the Bible Cheers! .:D Wiki: In 1868 James Death put forward a theory in The Beer of the Bible that the manna from heaven that God gave the Israelites was a bread-based, porridge-like beer called wusa.
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POPSEurope's Weird Ways There are a few more fun things to be done in Europe, at the source. There's tons to do! Here in DK we have something called Sankt Hans Aften where we all head to the beach and build huge bonfires and burn funny effigies of witches on them and then we eat way too much and get way too drunk. It's a lot of fun. .:D Here's the posh song mentioned in the link, we try to sing (a tradition), but we're usually too drunk and it ends up a total travesty. We are just SO cultured here. *Enjoy* .:D "We Love Our Country"
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POPSCheech & Chong Join the Army *LOL* Maybe you have to be Danish to find this funny. Beer and hash are a big part of our "culture", so this story is not surprising to me, nor does it outrage me in any way. Stoners are non-violent and anything that'll help stop the killing and bring our troops home, sounds good to me. Perhaps we should send hash to ALL our troops and get them dismissed and brought home. Being fined is, after all, better than being dead.
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POPSYes, Kids Belong in Pubs After all, initiating your children into the ritual of popping to the pub for a drink and a packet of crisps is a lovely way to carry on the pub-going tradition. I totally disagree! Go to a café instead! There are many things in this world that are restricted to adults. Drinking, driving, sex, etc. Should we maybe let kids get behind the wheel of a car, because it's the perfect way to introduce them to road safety? Or drag them to strip joints to educate them in finer points of the human anatomy? I think not. Keep kids out of pubs and let us have our beer in peace! Is nothing sacred anymore? :confused: I'd like to suggest we also ban... Australians, because they can get pretty trolleyed and start calling everyone "mate". Now stop right there! Seeing that Aussies in pubs, are probably what has saved the world economy from TOTALLY collapsing, I suggest you drop your racism, Pom! .:eek:. .:lol: Clip Tube
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POPSExperience The Real Future! After de-freezing people usually experience a slight perplexity, but it vanishes in a few hours. Man, that was one heck of a vacation!! The beer was icecold , but the hotel room was a little cramped. My future grandkids send their greetings. :D (PS) What the f*** happened to all my investments while I was gone and who the heck is Fannie Mae?!? Trollop! :eek: Clip Song
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POPSAn Interview With Jesus Christ The message is, there's lots of good news out there as well and we can all help create it, if we want to.. :) Clip poll: Have you ever been in the news or been on TV for something good? (or if for bad, pray tell! *LOL*) I've been on the six o'clock news once (an animal welfare related issue), for a whole 18 seconds and I know we have a delightful boob beer can crushing clipper among our CM rank and file too. EG's interviews count too, I reckon. Has anyone else ever been "famous" and had their five minutes of fame? (or 18 seconds?) *LOL* Clip song. :cool:
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POPSAussie Slang Jilleroo -- apprentice cow girl , station (farm) hand Mozzie - a mosquito She'll be right - it will all work out okay. Tool - a real idiot Yonks - ages ago. Woop woop. - somewhere far away. Root - *Haha, look it up yourselves.* I wonder if any non-Aussie could eat Vegemite? I doubt it. :)
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POPSAwesome Microscopic Beer Shots Oh my goodness, I knew beer was beautiful, but this is unbelievable. Look at XXXX. You can tell how good it tastes! There are waaay many more pictures of beer at the source. It's just plain awesome. You can get a screen saver too. Gawd dammit I do love beer. :)
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POPSA Beer Truck! It's a sign! People who know me will understand the significance of this clip. (Or the silliness, take your pick.) It is of course Friday. You knew a beer clip was due. :)
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POPSCourt of King Caractacus Another nostalgia clip. I know the song, but I'm going to have to learn those moves for next weekend. If I can do it, it will guaranteed earn me a couple of beers or three. Try doing it yourself without smiling. *LOL* Fun, fun! (Okay, admitted. Simple mind, simple pleasures... ;).)
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POPSHow to Photograph a Ghost More tips at the source. After a few beers this could be a fun party game. Oooh, imagine telling ghost stories around a campfire and then going on a ghost photo hunt afterwards. Fun, fun! (Don't anybody mention the Blair Witch Project or I might get to scared to try this.). :lol:
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