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POPSThe Best Headlines You Will Ever Read from a hypothetical better-off place. ...(click source)... my favorite: Superman Thwarts Terror Attack: Cheney Arrested New York- A plane set to collide with the new World Trade Center was intercepted by the Man of Steel last Wednesday morning. Former disgruntled Vice President Dick Cheney was found to be controlling it remotely from a nearby public restroom. He was led away in handcuffs by FBI agents after getting slapped like a bitch in front of everyone by Superman…