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POPS RIcky Gervais Defends His Fat Jokes It's not the same thing though, is it? Gay people are born that way. They didn't work at becoming gay. Fat people became fat because they would rather be that way than stop eating so much. They had to eat and eat to get fat. Then, when they were fat they had to keep up the eating to stay fat. For gayness to be the same as fatness, gay people would have to start off straight but then ween themselves onto cock. Soon they're noshing all day getting gayer and gayer. They've had more than enough cock... they're full... they're just sucking for the sake of it. Now they're overgay, and frowned upon by people who can have the occasional cock but not over indulge.
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POPSHa'aretz: "The neighborhood bully strikes again" Obviously the Middle East bully, back by the impotent USA, have not learnt any lessons from the Second Lebanese War and the arse-kicking that Hizbollah gave the IDF. "We fired our guns and the Zionist kept a'comin. There wasn't nigh as many as there was a while ago. We fired once more and they began to runnin'" back to the satellite state, beaten and shitting themselves. How quickly do the Zionist forget Kfar Giladi , and how much do they need reminding. It was not only women and children that died in Lebanon in 2006 as in Gaza today. And why? So Barak, the war criminal, might be elected PM in line with many other terrorist Zionist leader.
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POPSACORN the GOP's October Surprise? But it's just another AYERS-ING attempt by the right-wing. I sure hope this Rovian tactic fails. Flopping so hard that a lead balloon will seem flimsy. Driving even more democrats, thinking republicans and independents to the polls to vote for Obama. If the dirty tricks still win, kiss your American arse goodbye, there is no hope for us or US.
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POPSBoy wreaks zoo havoc while feeding croc "The boy was unknown at the center and had "clammed up" when questioned by police on what sparked the rampage, he said. Neindorf said he was now looking at suing the parents of the pint-sized terror, who could easily have been taken by Terry himself as he fed the croc from a small landing at his enclosure. "We'll be looking at suing the parents, who were supposedly in control of him at the time," he said."
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POPSHide your virgin eyes--Words will appear UK Additional bitch bollock bugger crap dildo dyke fanny fetish hell kink labia orgy paki* piss poo* porn slut spic testicle vagina vulva wank Gentle reader, thank you for employing the strength of mind and character to peruse this unsightly list. What suggestions, pray, can you offer to improve it, and therefore be of inestimable service to your faithful blogger?
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POPSFarmer's Almanac Predicts Frigid Winter of '08-/09 This prediction has more intelligence than all the pseudo scientists employed by the loony left. For the sun is taken into consideration. Gather up your woolies folks, and let's hope Algore freezes his arse off in his obscene energy wasting mansion.
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POPSI'LL BE JUST FINE, SAYS PLANET "Look, I'm just a planet doing its thing, alright? If you want to live on me, that's your business, but I've got important planet stuff to do, okay? "Try being in elliptical orbit for five minutes, or balancing your gravitational pull with a medium-sized moon. Let me assure you, it's no fucking picnic." The planet said environmental campaigners should change their slogan from 'Save the Planet' to something more relevant such as 'Save Your Sorry Arse'. Earth added: "Okay, so there may come a time when, for a variety of reasons, I am no longer able to support pandas, polar bears, and humans, but you know what? Life goes on. UNFORTUNATELY, IF WE KILL THE OCEANS, THIS MAY NOT BE TRUE, SATIRE OR NOT.
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POPSWrist-band for your comrade.
This has to be examined and commented on. I cannot imagine the Head of the Rhodesian Army issuing edicts to Selous Scouts over dress and getting away with it. Discipline is disciple, but common sense is common sense. If there is an overwhelming response from those doing the job that a matter has to be dealt with in a certain manner, then any reasonable senior rank would take that into consideration. I was told by an individual that I cannot wear my Rhodesian GSM on parade. My response..."Do you want that finger broken or do you want to clean your teeth from up your arse-hole?" Word of warning to the Marines. Collective dissent is Mutiny. There are arse-holes out there who would use QR&R's to pervert your desire to give homage to your comrades. You will not remember this, but these are the words scribed into history by our forefathers from the Great war... "Fuck 'em all. Fuck 'em all. The long and the short and the tall. Fuck all the sergeants and WO 1's. Fuck all the serg
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POPSI'LL BE JUST FINE, SAYS PLANET From The Daily Mash. The planet said environmental campaigners should change their slogan from 'Save the Planet' to something more relevant such as 'Save Your Sorry Arse'.
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POPSThe Euphemism Generator In third year linguistics I wrote a report on swearing and euphemisms. I got a B+ for my efforts. It was really a fun paper to write I even used George Carlen as a source. It’s no everyday you see Carlen and Freud cited in the same report. What I found interesting was how words that are euphemisms become vulgar and then we need need euphemisms. Take the word ‘Arse’ for an example, this was considered to be vulgar and the euphemism ‘Ass’ was used instead. Today the roles have reversed, ‘Ass’ is seen as the vulgar and many people will use ‘Arse’ as a euphemism.
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POPSJudges With Guts Rule! :) "The concept of preemptive imprisonment, like that of preemptive war, should have no place in an open society."
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POPSBeautiful Butts! Some girls are just blessed with a big behind while others choose to go the unnatural way.
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POPSgive it a rest! ...the arse licking by the telegraph I mean, although I'm sure the old dog wouldn't mind tucking into her Xmas dinner rather than yarning away on our idiot boxes. How the hell are they even relevant anymore anyway? booooo
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POPS"Fairytale of New York" BBC Reverse Censorship Decision in 24 hours My Birthday song in political correct controversial BBC stupidity with best Christmas Song. Jean MacColl, the singer’s mother, compared the song with a play. “These are a couple of characters, Irish immigrants not in the first flush of youth and this is the way they spoke,” “Shane wrote the most beautiful song and you really feel for these characters. Shakespeare was quite open about certain expressions. You cannot emasculate the song. It’s absolute nonsense.” Yesterday marked the seventh anniversary of Kirsty MacColl’s manslaughter/murder, after she was hit by a power boat while scuba diving. She was the daughter of the folk singer Ewan MacColl.
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POPSThe Internet Belongs To Everyone Gawd, I hope some dumb arse doesn't decide to bring freedom and democracy to the Internet one day. I like our oppressive and anarchistic web just the way it is.
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POPSAIPAC Agents Charged With Spying -- Rice and Neocons Subpoenaed Look at how the media covers this story below on "Rice Subpoenaed"". Journalism 101 says you headline the main subject, not the peripheral subjects. Let's cut through the double talk on this article that treats Israel, AIPAC and Jewish agents with kid gloves. Headline should read: "AIPAC Charged With Spying -- Rice and Neocons Subpoenaed". Now that would sell newspapers! Now the article goes on to say (listen to this), the lobbyist received information from a "now convicted Pentagon official and passed it on..." (why not name him?). That would be Larry Franklin, no? This article is designed to save AIPAC's arse from a Second round of public humiliation. Look at the special treatment of the "news" for AIPAC! You have to look so close to see the real story here. Notice that two major neocons--Armitage and Wolfowitz are not mentioned in headline either, just Rice. (AIPAC is certain that the neocons will lie for them).
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POPSA Designers Dream!! Test Your Web Design in Different Browsers At last!! Isn't web developing a complete pain in the arse? Supposed browser compatibility throws a curve ball every time you change a web element?! I have finally found a web designers dream - an open source cross-browser display website. I am testing it out as I speak now - looks promising.
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POPSA pen holder? Well, at least you can't accuse W of having his head up his arse, there is already something occupying that ...orifice...
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POPSColin Farrell tells of 'blessed' life with special needs child “Its mad the way the world works. It's bizarre. I experienced the overwhelming effect of being around those athletes pretty much just before my son was born with special needs. “I have never thought of my son as being someone with a disability. It goes back to special needs and what is a disability and what isn't”.