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The Top 15 Bad Romance Novel Opening Lines
swampfoxz
by swampfoxz  9-24-2008    3
 7."It was a dark and horny night..." 6."Gentle cascades of vermilion poured over Daphne's heaving, lily-white bosom. 'Call 911, Scooby,' she breathed." 5."His flatulence reared up like a proud stallion." 4."'Miss Savannah, is there room for both of us in that hoop skirt?' Chandler mocked with a slight bow and a sweep of his top hat." 3."Within minutes of their meeting, Representatives Beth (D-Florida) and Eric (R-Montana) lumbered into the bedroom where soon the unmistakable sounds of wet, naked bodies engaged in sexual congress were heard." 2."He smelled of pork. Rotting pork, in fact -- and lots of it." ...and the Number 1 Bad Romance Novel Opening Line... 1."Omaha Beach, 0800 Hours: reinforcements from 2nd Panzer Korps arrive, their well-muscled young torsos glistening with man-dew."
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United Nations Public Policy!!! Dum dee dum dummmmmmm!!!!
merrie
by merrie  9-8-2008    3
 Blamed for about one-fifth of the world’s greenhouse gases, meat production produces the ever-popular ;) methane gas from the flatulence of cattle–something these vegetarians like to say is much worse for the atmosphere than carbon dioxide. Aren’t you merely speculating at best putting forth such bold statements about meat and global warming without any real evidence that makes your point? How can a group like the United Nations stand behind such an extreme position when the foundation for it is so incredibly suspect? Dr. Pachauri spoke at an event held by an animal rights group called Compassion in World Farming which has called on the people of Great Britain to cut their meat consumption in half to reduce greenhouse gas emissions by even more than if they cut their driving in half. In fact, they are pushing for governments around the world to mandate a reduction of meat consumption by upwards of 60 percent by the year 2020. Well, yippee freakin’ skippy!
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Eat kangaroo to 'save the planet'
amgumen
by amgumen  8-10-2008   
 Just another humbug from GW militants.
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Whale fart captured on film.
n2sooners
by n2sooners  8-6-2008    6
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Now they say global warming affects US security
pkronfield
by pkronfield  6-25-2008    1
 Now the loony left is trying to appeal to conservatives with a security theme. Never mind that flood have been wiping out people since Noah built his ark. The ancient world is full of examples of thriving cities having been abandoned due to climate change - and this long before any industrialization or greenhouse gasses. Maybe the dinosaurs went extinct due to their all pervasive flatulence? I think this global warming hype is more of the same - liberal oral flatulence.
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Stopping Cow Farts...Silly Science or Major Breakthrough?
Newfman
by Newfman  6-5-2008    1
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Now who am I going to blame it on.
sillysam
by sillysam  6-5-2008    2
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29 Food Side Effects You May Not Know
hitchhiker08
by hitchhiker08  5-17-2008    4
 A very analytical approach...
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Do ya think some people aretaking this global warming thing a little to far????
_jaja_
by _jaja_  5-18-2008   
 Next thing you know global warming is going to be blamed for an increase in flatulence....
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Doctor advises French countrymen to fart!
hitchhiker08
by hitchhiker08  5-7-2008    4
 Guess its all part of a master plan. I suspect it will affect the French olfactory organs aimed at a progressive perfumes market to flourish locally as well!
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Fart Pads?
psychotardbaby
by psychotardbaby  4-21-2008    4
 I think they have actually thought of everything now!
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Science Question of the Ages
AtlLiberal
by AtlLiberal  4-10-2008   
 People the world over are worried about war, hunger, global warming. Why has this burning question been ignored for so long? Well, you'll have to click on the link to find out the final answer.
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Farting Clock
CharmEng89
by CharmEng89  4-3-2008   
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Words of Love
abailart
by abailart  3-27-2008    10
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Le Pétomane - World's Most Famous Farter
CrazyRedHead
by CrazyRedHead  2-19-2008    2
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A Message From Comrade Al Gore, People's 'Inventor'
merrie
by merrie  2-24-2008   
 And don't forget to ask about Uncle Gore's BabyPower QuietSource™ flatulence-powered generators!
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Kangaroo farts are fighting global warming
rj3sp
by rj3sp  12-6-2007   
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I hear thunder
mcewen
by mcewen  12-17-2007   
 We consider ourselves to be sophisticated beings, but sometimes we misread the cues and reach an entirely incorrect conclusion.
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Kangaroo Toots
careabearasara
by careabearasara  12-15-2007    1
 LoL!
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Hitler was even sicker than you thought
zizzy
by zizzy  12-8-2007    2
 After the war, US intelligence officers discovered that Morell was pumping Hitler with 28 different drugs, including eye-drops that contained 10 percent cocaine (up to 10 treatments a day), a concoction made from human placenta and "potency pills" made from ground bull's testicles. But despite the barrage of medicines, Morell's diaries (which were recovered from Germany and are kept in the National Archives in Washington, DC) make clear that the bouts of "agonizing flatulence" remained a regular occurrence.
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Kangaroo Farts to Save the Planet
ColoradoRight
by ColoradoRight  12-7-2007    1
 Kangaroo farts - the saving of the world.
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fart ban for old fart
mona
by mona  12-5-2007    6
 THIS makes the BBC news front page?????
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Fart like a Kangaroo
mklosinski
by mklosinski  12-7-2007    2
 How can anyone take this issue seriously?
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Kangaroo farts could fight global warming: scientists
tabsey
by tabsey  12-7-2007   
 I can see some grandparent explaining their involvement in this project to a grandchild
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Flatulence ban for club pensioner
mickfinn
by mickfinn  12-5-2007    2
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Pensioner Barred for Flatulence
abailart
by abailart  12-4-2007    2
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New Definitions from the Washington Post
swampfoxz
by swampfoxz  11-30-2007   
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the great white gassy whale (offensive?)
boozich
by boozich  11-16-2007   
 http://www.toilette-humor.com/cartoon.html
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Go Veg For The Planet!
nattykhoo
by nattykhoo  8-22-2007    8
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Obermann Indicts Bush as Criminal Conspirator
blueridge
by blueridge  11-6-2007    1
 Clip on the top link and you can see the entire Countdown episode on video. McCain is witness from personal experience that torture produces confessions, but not often the truth. The only convictions of any "terrorists" since 9/11 (the alleged Kahli Sheik Mohammed) was gained through "redacted" (edited) testimony after long periods of torture--not by any other evidence. (And for the record, the man in Guantanamo was not the mastermind of 9/11 and the government had no other evidence).
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Interesting Facts about Flatulence
abailart
by abailart  10-27-2007   
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Missile Powered by Human Gas
abailart
by abailart  10-27-2007    1
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Flatulence deodorizer sponsors bean festival
mmcnatt
by mmcnatt  10-23-2007   
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Garlic may cut cow greenhouse gases.
tidbit2
by tidbit2  7-11-2007    3
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Notes on a Sick Planet
invictus
by invictus  10-13-2007    2
  The authors may reach a bit when they try to sound less square, likening the buying of compact fluorescent light bulbs to “an upgrade on your iTunes software.” But they make the science relevant and enjoyable with abundant visuals and conclude with some meaty ways for kids to make a difference. The old standbys are all there (switch light bulbs, recycle, use canvas bags at the grocery store). But I smiled on noticing something new: the authors suggest some “sustainable careers” kids can consider, like meteorologist and “glacial geologist.”
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The cow you don't eat may save your life
mbthorman
by mbthorman  9-12-2007   
 My kids have already become strict vegetarians while I'm beginning to become one. At least I don't eat red meat or pork, My decision was based on the economics (use of land vs nutrition) and on distribution of food world wide. By cutting out beef, pork, sheep, and goats as food sources we can live longer and so can the planet. Mice studies have shown that more protein in the diet causes the mice to grow faster, but the mice also age sooner and die earlier.
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It's not ur SUV, it's Rushs' flatulence
lifecyce1898
by lifecyce1898  9-2-2007   
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The ABC’s Of Ex-Wives
tron2007
by tron2007  7-24-2007    2
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garlic to cut 'cow flatulence
mona
by mona  7-10-2007    5
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Garlic 'may cut cow flatulence' and reduce global warming
Newfman
by Newfman  7-10-2007    1
 Who knew?
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