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POPSIt’s not about race, Keith. "RT @rfcradio Avert Your Eyes, Keith Olberman, It’s A Black Conservative! http://is.gd/8PeKl #p2 #msnbc #npr #oprah #glennbeck" — RFCloudtalker "“The America Republic will endure until the day Congress discovers that it can bribe the public with the public’s money.”" — Alexis de Tocqueville
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POPS21 Busty Girls Making Their Friends Invisible Girls are extremely devious and calculated when it comes to choosing their friends and I don't blame them. If they don't make sure that they're the hottest of their particular group of friends, the consequences can be disastrous. A life spent losing out on every guy they like to their hotter friends usually leads to extreme bitterness, eating disorders and watching way too much Oprah. This is why I always hit on the second hottest girl in any group of friends. They're always flattered that you're actually talking to them.
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POPSWhere is Obama? It is much easier to talk to selectively talk to friends in the media, than to hold a full press conference. However, being open means talking to the entire press pool.
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POPSArf, Arf! Barry and Bo Work on The State of the Union While Axelrod Fiddles and Rahm Burns 
“Look where triangulation got him,” said Barry. “A library the Saudis paid for, and an office in Harlem. No, thanks.” He pounded the desk. “Bill Clinton is not a world historical figure. I am.” “Mr. President,” Axelrod said gently. “Your whole agenda is collapsing. Senators are panicking. Ben Nelson is afraid to go out to a restaurant for dinner "” “We don’t need Ben Nelson anymore,” said Rahm. “Send him a gift card from Dominos and he can order in for the next year. It’s time to play hardball, Slim. No retreat, no surrender, you’re on the bus or under the bus.” “Sir, with all due respect, this is exactly the wrong approach,” said Axelrod. Barry glared at him. “It’s decided. Tell the speechwriters that I want the word `fight’ used in every paragraph of the State of the Union Address.” He smacked his fist into the palm of his hand, winced. “I’m a fighter, fighting the good fight for you.” I bared my teeth in approval.
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POPS20 Things That Happen in 1 Minute Oprah Winfrey makes $523 while the average person in the world makes $0.013. A Nike factory worker in Vietnam makes $0.0014 while NIke makes $36,505. Something screwy here.
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POPSThe Top 10 Quotes From Barack Obama in 2009 5) NBC: Khalid Sheikh Mohammed — can you understand why it is offensive to some for this terrorist to get all the legal privileges of any American citizen? Obama: I don't think it will be offensive at all when when he's convicted and when the death penalty is applied to him. 4) Our friends have fought and bled and died alongside us in Afghanistan. And now, we must come together to end this war successfully. For what's at stake is not simply a test of NATO's credibility -- what's at stake is the security of our allies, and the common security of the world. 3) Oprah: What grade would you give yourself, for this year? Obama: Um, good solid B+ ...Oprah: So B+, what could you have done better? Obama: Well B+ because of the things that are undone. Health care is not yet signed. If I get health care passed we tip into A minus. 2) But I don't want the folks who created the mess to do a lot of talking. I want them to get out of the way so we can
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POPSFinally revealed... Oprah Winfrey is really a man!
According to a seperation physical young Otis had a tattoo of a large 'M' on each ass cheek and would amuse friends by bending over and laughingly displaying 'MoM' to other soldiers. An Article 15 reprimand on LC Winfrey's personnel file also shows he stood on his head in front of a woman officer and pulled his trousers down displaying the message 'WoW'. Oprah recently confessed to 'her' studio audience that she indeed had a tattoo, but never displayed it. Researchers also found that the 'man in her life' Desmond Tutu, is actually an expensive android that is rolled out for important social functions. It has been programmed with pre-recorded social graces including compliments about Oprah. Others in recent days have come forward with tidbits about Oprah. Reports that she loudly belches and breaks wind after every meal. Often scratches her crotch area when off camera, and loves football. My requests for a birth certificate copy have been ignored. Mainly because I was just as
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POPSFarewell Oprah, I Suggest A Gift To Black America Before You Go
Without question, Oprah has done tremendous good, touching the lives of millions in a positive way. And for this I salute her. Because she has such a huge heart and compassion, Oprah tends to take the emotional liberal side of issues. However, though well intentioned, ignoring reality and human nature can be extremely destructive. A common theme on Oprah's show is everyone is a victim of somebody or something. All abusers are not the products of abuse. History proves some people are simply evil and some people are lazy losers. And why in almost 25 years of broadcasting have we not seen one conservative, "I am not a victim of white America" black guest on the Oprah show? This is a huge disservice to black America. We blacks, I am black, are blessed to be born in the greatest land of opportunity on the planet. And yet, liberal icons are still filling the heads of black youths that they are victims of a sexist, racist and homophobic America.
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POPSObama: I'm So Awesome, I'll Just Grade Myself. Hey Look, I Got A B+ ...Two states " Wyoming and California " had fewer than 50 percent of those eligible enrolled to receive food stamps. Many of the states that struggled were among the most populous, including New York, where 61 percent of eligible citizens participated; Florida, where 57 percent participated; and Texas, where 55 percent were enrolled... Stop ObamaCare! Sign the National Petition Opposing State-Run Healthcare http://bit.ly/7n60Qd
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POPSTransvestite Obama Impersonator Arrested for Indecent Exposure
This past weekend however, Talleywhacker may have taken his act too far, when he performed on the hood of his car after hours, and offered up the Full Monty for his fans. The show could only be described as "lewd twisted erotica" added Adimo. "The guy is really sick, and all of us just love to watch him." Later however, when two carloads of drunken partiers crashed the parking lot party, Police were called in on account of a small riot. "All hell broke loose, said Smorecum, an admitted hermaphrodite. "And what made this particularly funny, was that I was disguised as a nun that night, and I almost got arrested for beating one of the punks over the head with my big wooden crucifix! When the cops showed up, I split." In the end, Talleywhacker was the only one arrested, and appeared before the judge full clothed on Monday morning. He was released on bail. He is charged with public drunkenness, indecent exposure, and inciting a riot. "They probably just want to stick me on the
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POPSThe Girl Effect thegirleffect.org I believe my teacher saw this on Oprah. Seems like a good idea for Christmas....
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POPSOprah Calls It Quits Sure most of you have heard the news about Oprah, but if not I have clipped this article. I saw on the Oprah show on Friday her announcing the end of her Oprah show next year on 9/9/2011. In typical Oprah style she made the announcement with such grace and style. This will make it a 25 year season for the show. I am really interested in seeing her shows over the next year as I am sure they will be outstanding.
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POPSABC announces Oprah-Obama Christmas special How dare they call it a "Christmas Special"??? Neither of them *know* "Christ*. It's all a charade, ratings, and celebrity-fest. More denigration of the spirit of the season. Can we just stop calling it the "Christmas Holidays"? G-daughter, in school, is singing a Kwanza song.
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POPSPalin gives Oprah her biggest audience in 2 years; and her book is still #1 on Amazon Palin would still have the #1 book on Amazon and give Oprah her biggest show in years despite the Palin derangement people and the libs who hate her as much as themselves. For some reason, liberals are under the impression that Americans would rather march in their "look how smart I am" parades than read Sarah's book. But nice going libs, your derangement and obsession is helping to sell more books. I bought ten of them, took them to Starbucks, and put a courtesy copy on each table for you to read while sucking down your grande mocha cappuccinos.