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If any sort of true "Health Care Reform" is passed by the U.S. Congress, will easier access to mental health treatment be available? If so, will Gauleiter Limbaugh take advantage of it? "Family Values Rush" probably doesn't need it. (How are his wife and kids faring these days?) "Righteous Rush" doesn't need it. (What church does he attend?) "Educated Rush" is beyond it. (What universities did he attend and what's his degree in?) "Serviceman Rush" is too macho for it. (Remind me, what branch of the military did he serve in? He was discharged honorably, wasn't he?) "Representaive Rush" won't need it. (Tell me, how many times has he been elected to serve constituents?) "Drug-Free Rush" has no need of it. (Ask his cleaning lady and good friends in the Dominican Republic.) Try as I may, I'll never live up to standards like those set for us by Rush Limbaugh.