Fugubuntu = Linux for Poisonous (Yet Tasty) Fish Stewbuntu = Edible Linux Compiled with Gigantic Meat Chunks Eschewbuntu = Linux Designed to be Tossed Aside Flubuntu = Linux for Sick People Shoebuntu = Linux My Wife Keeps Buying More Of (Even Though She Has A Million Other Shoebuntus) Moobuntu = Linux for the Lactose Tolerant Gluebuntu = Sticky Linux Woohoobuntu = Linux Designed by Homer Simpson Tutubuntu = Linux Optimized for Pirouettes Lieubuntu = Linux Alternative to Linux Shmoobuntu = Fictional Linux Ewwwwbuntu = Linux Built on Open Sores Cluebuntu = Linux that Did it In the Conservatory with the Wrench Ruebuntu = Despicable Linux Suebuntu = [Distribution Removed Due to SCO Copyright Violation]