"Scattered Fucking showers, my ass!" - Noah, 4314 BC "How the fuck did you work that out?" - Pythagoras, 126 BC "You want WHAT on the fucking ceiling?" - Michelangelo, 1566 "Where did all those fucking Indians come from?" - Custer,1877 "It does so fucking look like her!" - Picasso,1926 "Where the fuck are we?" - Amelia Earhart, 1937 "Any fucking idiot could understand that." - Einstein, 1938 "What the fuck was that?" - Mayor Of Hiroshima,1945 "I need this parade like I need a fucking hole in the head!" - JFK,1963 "Aw c'mon. Who the fuck is going to find out?" - Bill Clinton