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POPSJewish thoughts on post-death baptism by Mormons For the record (again, as I've said this before): I hereby and forever prohibit my heirs, descendants, or anybody else from converting me to another religion after my death. If I haven't figured it out by the time I shuffle off this mortal coil, that's too bad for me, and I'd better prepare for another go-round on this karmic merry-go-round we call life.
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POPSLost Without You 3 weeks ago, on Oct 10, 2008, The Joy in my life went away. My older sister, Joyce, died.There is such a big hole in my heart. I miss you Joy. Now I truly do have a Guardian Angel. ^-^ Thank you AllieKatzGraphics.com for the picture & graphics.
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POPSStupid Jokes A middle age lady has a heart attack and is taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she has a near-death experience. During that experience she sees her guardian angel and asks if this is her time. The angel says no and explains that she has another 30-40 years to live. Upon her recovery she decides to just stay in the hospital for a few more days and have a facelift, liposuction and a tummy tuck. She even has someone come in and change her hair color. She figures since she's got another 30 or 40 years she might as well make the most of it. She walks out the hospital after the last operation and is killed by an ambulance speeding up to the hospital. She arrives in heaven again, sees her guardian angel and says, "I thought you said I had another 30-40 years!!" The angel replies, "Sorry. I didn't recognize you."