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POPSHow to Poop at Work WALK OF SHAME > Walking from the stall, to the sink, to the door after you have just > stunk the bathroom. This can be a very uncomfortable moment if someone > walks in and busts you. As with farts, it is best to pretend that the > smell does not exist. This very uncomfortable walk can be avoided with > the use of the COURTESY FLUSH.
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