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POPSKeeping Score She asks, “Does this dress make me look fat?” * You hesitate in responding…..-10 * You reply, “Where?”…..-35 * You reply, “No, I think it’s your ass”…..-100 * Any other response…..-20 When she wants to talk about a problem: * You listen, displaying a concerned expression…..0 * You listen, for over 30 minutes…..+5 * You relate to her problem and share a similar experience…..+50 * Your mind wanders to sports and you suddenly hear her saying, “…well, what do you think I should do?”…..-100 * You have fallen asleep…..-200 IT’S THAT TIME OF THE MONTH You talk…..-100 You don’t talk…..-150 You spend time with her……-200 You don’t spend time with her…..-500 You seem to be enjoying yourself..-1000
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POPSThe 10 Commandments For Drinking Like a Man Much like the Bible, there are many more minor rules to the world of drinking, but these are the Big 10, the ones that in a general sense should guide you throughout your journey through this magical world of booze and keep you from temptation and harm. It’s a cold and frightening world out there, but by following these simple rules you definitely have a better chance of emerging unscathed.
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POPSBeer Drinking Rules Our lager, Which art in barrels, Hallowed be Thy drink, Thy will be drunk, (I will be drunk), At home as I am in the tavern. Give us this day our foamy head, And forgive us our spillages, As we forgive those who spill against us, And lead us not to incarceration, But deliver us from hangovers, For thine is the beer, The bitter and the lager, Forever and ever, Barmen - author unknown
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POPSCatholic Parents' H.S. Graduation party busted If this had occured in Cape Girardeau county, where the Catholic H.S. is located, where there is a University, where probably close to 70% of the population is Catholic or Lutheran, nothing would have happened--they did have a permit for a loud party. It occurred in Scott County, Sikeston, which happens to be probably 85 or 90% Southern Baptist, Methodist, Evangelicals. Some neighbor took offense (some non-drinking neighbor) and called it in. See complete article for story. Kind of related to Does Alcohol kill brain cells?
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POPS86 rules of drinking Some good words of wisdom for people that don't know any better. REad through these and try to follow them instead of looking like an ass at the bar.
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