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POPSFunny quotes on steroid use in baseball Here is another one: "Former baseball star Jose Canseco has a new book out. It’s a tell-all autobiography in which he claims he injected his former teammate -- superstar Mark McGwire -- with steroids. He also claims that President Bush, who was then a co-owner of the Texas Rangers, was aware of steroid use among players. A White House spokesperson says Bush was not aware of it -- nor was he aware of most anything during the early '90s. Mark McGwire vehemently denies the accusation – he got so angry when he heard about it, he picked up his house and threw it onto the freeway." --Jimmy Kimmel
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POPSMilitary Hand Signals The Signals the Military uses may be for a different purpose but here they have been given a different interpretation altogether. "This Gear is Heavy, My Lower Back Could Use a Massage"
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POPSO'Reilly, the HATE that you Love to Love?! DON'T read if you love Love! The most salient issue is not that O’Reilly fancies himself a “traditionalist,” rejects the secularization of America, extols the Judeo-Christian foundations of our nation, and bemoans the perfidious culture war being propagated by the liberal Hollywood elite while simultaneously threatening to massage an employee’s tits. What’s most disturbing is that that he completely sucks at phone sex. To help Bill navigate his way past life’s many obstacles, we figured we’d give him some pointers for future producer-harassing endeavors At times during phone sex you use complicated, almost clinical terms such as “intravenously” and “modus operandi.” Avoid immature descriptions. This is key. You sound like 13 when you use phrases like “rubbing your big boobs.” Avoid misspoken or mispronounced words. A lot has been made about your falafel comment, and it was obviously a blunder, but come on. It’s a big blunder.
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POPS Kid Caught Staring These days it seems like every kid is being pumped full of drugs for ADHD, but this kid seems to have no trouble concentrating.