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POPS18 people injured after North Korean snowball attack 'They are well trained from a young age. They pack the snowballs tightly until they are almost like ice.' said Min Vin Pin, an expert on North Korean military practices. Victims of the attack were treated for frostbite, chapped lips and other snow-related injuries. North Korean press statements insisted that the attack was provoked, after the South Korean military threw water balloons toward the DMZ in a joint miltary exercise with the U.S. Navy. 'We will not tolerate the irresponsible actions of these criminals!' a top N. Korean official said. 'We are prepared to unleash a furious attack like the world has never seen! Let them be reminded that we too have water balloons!' He added that they are ready to use their stockpiles of M-80s, supersoakers, toilet paper, and other Soviet weapons left over from the Cold War.
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POPSShocker: Dems Tell Obama To Let the Market Decide Dealership Closures So not only do they suddenly and fervently embrace the free market and question the wisdom of raising the unemployment rate by closing the dealerships, they seem to actually care about Obama's running roughshod over Constitutional property rights. However, we are concerned that manufacturers are closing profitable dealerships to circumvent current contracts which could require expensive buy-outs under normal conditions. Now that sounds like a letter written by Newt Gingrich, Steve Forbes, or any one of those greedy capitalist pigs on our side of the aisle. Is the tide turning against Obama on this, or are these spineless wonders, who didn't step in to prevent this takeover in the first place, trying to get to the head of the line for pickings from the carcasses?
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POPSThousands Rally Ahead of G-20 It seems the free enterprise system is working too well for the ‘haves’ and the ‘have nots’ are upset about it. What they’re really upset about is that those capitalist pigs are not sharing their wealth. Why should they? They worked hard for it therefore they are entitled to it, right? Ah, but the true problem is that these same pigs take unfair advantage of their wealth to skirt tax laws while no one else can. That does present a distinct disadvantage to the rest of us. And who is in control of this system? The rich, of course. The only way this system is going to change is if compassion towards the ‘have nots’ somehow miraculously takes hold and the rich stop using loopholes built into the system. Not likely to happen. The very idea of sharing wealth with those who did nothing do build it is completely foreign to those in power. This is why this system will never change. And, as it always has, our protestations will fall on deaf ears once again.
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POPSGlenn Beck's Newest Hypocritical Rant Beck: Comrades! There is good news from the Western Front. Our glorious revolution is starting to take hold on a global scale. Just listen as Comrade Brown pounded our propaganda into the minds of the clueless capitalist pigs today. Listen up. Brown: We should seize this moment. Because never before have I seen a world willing to come together so much. Never before has that been so needed. And never before have the benefits of cooperation been so far-reaching. Beck: Ah, if we could just have the globe all together! Oh ho! How right he is! So if Beck's audience wants to write the British Embassy and apologize for insulting Gordon Brown, maybe they ought to apologize first for Beck's crude insults.
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