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Humuor
sukku
by sukku  10-17-2008   
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Computer Viruses
murieleileen
by murieleileen  10-3-2008   
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Emoticons turn 26! :O
Joshua Zumbrun
by Joshua Zumbrun  9-19-2008   
 Happy Birthday Emoticon! Keep rocking forever. \,,/ (^_^) \,,/
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Happy Birthday Emoticon
monstersmom
by monstersmom  9-19-2008    2
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Robot builders seek a little help from sci-fi
Mohir
by Mohir  9-6-2008   
 "People that thought of it as a camera with legs were really pleased, but people that thought of it as a photographer were really disappointed," he says. Smart thinks those raised expectations were down to the impact of unrealistically human-like robots in movies and books. "People don't really know what they are. C-3PO in Star Wars is very humanlike, intelligent and capable, but real robots are not like that at all." Instead of just forcing people to alter their expectations, Smart thinks it makes sense to study how people's ideas about robots are influenced by fiction. That knowledge could be used to design robots that make the most of those expectations. "My real concern is to get people and robots to play together nicely," says Smart. Engineers might learn from fictional robots in other ways, says Sharkey. "It would be worthwhile to study the way computer animators make us connect with simple, non-human objects." Pixar's WALL-E, for example, is easy to connect with, he
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Things That Change After College...
hitchhiker08
by hitchhiker08  7-1-2008    1
 You can see the entire list - I chose the ones I identified with!
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Will G.ho.st bring peace closer?
Fast T friend
by Fast T friend  6-1-2008    2
 Israelis and Palestinians Launch Web Start-Up
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Best Programming Jokes
mohammadi
by mohammadi  5-9-2008   
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Overworked
DeviousZero
by DeviousZero  12-16-2007   
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I used to be
Rashid Malik
by Rashid Malik  12-12-2007   
 I used to be a railroad conductor, but my boss found out I wasn't trained. I used to be a road digger, but I got re-trenched. I used to be a sanitation engineer, but the city dumped me. I used to sell computer parts, but then I lost my drive. I used to be a shoe salesman, till they gave me the boot. I used to work at Starbucks, but I got tired of the daily grind. I used to be a tailor, but found the work to be just so-so. I used to be a taxi driver, but found I couldn't hack it. I used to be a teacher, but found I didn't have enough class. I used to be a tennis instructor, but it just wasn't my racket. I used to be a train driver but I got sidetracked. I used to be a transplant surgeon, but my heart just wasn't in it. I used to be a Velcro salesman, but couldn't stick with it. I considered going into the ministry but I didn't have an altar ego. I tried working in a bakery, but was told I wasn't "bread" for it. I thought becoming a candle maker, but I wasn't sure wick end
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THE REASON PEOPLE ARE TIRED
abcgirl171
by abcgirl171  12-6-2007   
 Its true (i don't work anyway)
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CALO - artificial intelligence
wildcat
by wildcat  12-4-2007   
 Probabilistic approaches can handle noise and uncertainty well, while a logical structure is best for handling meaning
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15 funniest definitions of teenager
Rashid Malik
by Rashid Malik  11-25-2007    2
 A romantic who never falls in love more than once a week. A budding beauty who never smiles until her braces come off. A boy who can sleep until noon on any Saturday when he suspects the lawn needs mowing. An original thinker who is positive that her mother was never a teenager.
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Wrong E-mail
dannad
by dannad  11-25-2007   
 Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. He was a minister who was called home to glory following a heart attack. The widow decided to check her email expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she screamed and fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read: To: My loving wife Subject: I've arrived Date: April 6, 2006 I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and you are allowed to send emails to your loved ones. I've just arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then. Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was. P.S. Sure is hot down here!!!!!
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Evolution of humour could make computers laugh
wildcat
by wildcat  11-23-2007    2
 "Its biological function," says Suslov, "is to make brain operations more efficient." We laugh as the brain squirms its way out of a contradictory state
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Top 10 reasons to go to work naked
sussane
by sussane  11-23-2007   
 reasons you like to know why you would like to go to work naked
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Jay Leno on Pratibha Patil's election
Rashid Malik
by Rashid Malik  11-13-2007    1
 Another pun at president Bush by Jay Leno.
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new technology lip-reading Hitler
syncopath
by syncopath  11-8-2007    8
 "The computer recognises shapes that lips make, turns them into sounds and matches these to a dictionary."
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The RinkWorks Entertainment Index
skwirlinator
by skwirlinator  10-21-2007    1
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30+ “Funniest” Places on the Web
psinexus
by psinexus  10-6-2007   
 Sometimes you need to forget about work and just lie back and relax. We actually recommend going outside, ... more fun at http://mashable.com/2007/10/06/funny-bone-toolbox/
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Computer funny one liners
Rashid Malik
by Rashid Malik  10-4-2007    1
 Great stuff!
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:-) is 25 years old; inventor tells how it was born
RecordSage
by RecordSage  9-29-2007   
 What an invention :-)
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What if operating systems were airlines?
Rashid Malik
by Rashid Malik  9-18-2007    1
 * Windows Airlines — The terminal is pretty and colorful, with friendly stewards, easy baggage check and boarding, and a smooth take-off. After about 10 minutes in the air, the plane crashes to ground with no warning whatsoever.
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Funny Jokes
arebmoh
by arebmoh  9-17-2007   
 Fun, laughter and entertainment. The latest funnies jokes and quotes. Including lawyer, blonde, women, men, doctor, senior citizen and military jokes and lots of humor.
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Printer repairs
Rashid Malik
by Rashid Malik  9-16-2007   
 Wise guys!
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25 Interesting Things That You Learn About Computers only in The Movies
tron2007
by tron2007  9-6-2007    1
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Cialis Jokes
Rashid Malik
by Rashid Malik  9-2-2007    3
 Another viagra clone.
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The 2000 dollars boss
Rashid Malik
by Rashid Malik  8-28-2007   
 So even the animal bosses are useless.
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Computer humor (part 4)
Rashid Malik
by Rashid Malik  8-24-2007   
 Some witty sayings about the machine we love so much
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Computer humor (part 3)
Rashid Malik
by Rashid Malik  8-24-2007   
 Some witty sayings about the machine we love so much
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Computer humor (part 2)
Rashid Malik
by Rashid Malik  8-24-2007   
 Some witty sayings about the machine we love so much
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Computer humor (part 1)
Rashid Malik
by Rashid Malik  8-24-2007   
 Some witty sayings about the machine we love so much
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Ctrl,Alt,Del if you've heard this joke before
pokkets
by pokkets  8-1-2007    2
 Reminds me of a laugh track. Give computers a sense of humor ? A sense of humor is helped by knowing that something is funny, that there are others that agree, and the generally agree for the same reason. An expression of community. It can depend on the infectiousness of laughter. Some of the funniest jokes are about things that cannot be programmed. Like, when you had to be there. They don't need programmers who think they are comedians, they need comedians who think they can program. One big problem. Computers aren't funny hillarious, but sometimes they're funny peculiar, as in, funny how it crashed just before I did a backup.
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The Evolution of a Programmer
eliwagar
by eliwagar  8-1-2007   
 Gefunden unter http://www.ariel.com.au/jokes/The_Evolution_of_a_Programmer.html via Yigg.
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Pickup Lines For Computer Geeks
tron2007
by tron2007  7-13-2007   
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Evil CD !!
Bluephoenix4
by Bluephoenix4  7-12-2007   
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Dreaded tech support replies
Rashid Malik
by Rashid Malik  6-26-2007    5
 Which tech support was that anyway? Microsoft?
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windows OS jokes
jagspharaoh
by jagspharaoh  6-21-2007   
 Very funny
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How to get a life
tron2007
by tron2007  6-20-2007   
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Computer commands in Punjabi
Rashid Malik
by Rashid Malik  6-16-2007   
 Only for those who understand Punjabi language.
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