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POPSCOWS FARTING UP THE WORLD ? The fart heard around the world. Are you shitting me cows solely responsible for global warming.I know a few people on the bus with me that could stand to be in this study too.
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POPSVolcano Releases One Trillion Cow Farts Into Atmosphere
"It takes more than a volcano to stop our opposition to the threat presented by industrial production and free markets to the ideas of global government and central planning," said Mr. Pachauri. "If we don't act soon, my children may never be able to chair an intergovernmental panel, control the economy, and distribute production quotas. The hardest hit will be Third-World dictatorships that are contributing disproportionately more money to our members and their families.The stand against economic development and free enterprise has become an urgent global issue - a moral issue if you will - that affects the survival of all endangered intergovernmental agencies." A separate chapter calls for a volcano tax on the worst offenders starting with Chile - with a footnote explaining that if the Chileans hadn't disposed of the Marxist regime of Salvatore Allende in 1971, the whole issue could've been avoided because they wouldn't be anywhere near the list of developed nations today.
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POPSCowsmonaut.. Bovine Scatology.. This cow liked the smell of it's own farts so much, they had a special suit constructed..!
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POPSGlobal Warming Scare Driven by Media "Remember Y2K? Mad cow disease? What about SARS, bird flu, killer bees, or any other ridiculous fear-mongering scheme employed by these powerful groups at the expense of the rest of us?" Dont' forget 2nd hand smoke and heterosexual AIDS. The list goes on.