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POPSFieldguide to Flatulence Farts are measured using Linton’s Flatulence Scale, or LFS. This scale ranges from a one, which is little to no odor, to a ten, which can result in loss of any house plants or animals, hair loss, blindness, instant nausea and vomiting, and mild to severe skin rashes. The noise that farts cause can be measured using a Fart Decibel System (FDS) that, like the LFS, falls within a range of one to ten. The rating of one would be given to and fart that results in a sound of a pin drop or less, and the designation of ten would be equivalent on a semi truck air horn. The following categories refer to strictly to the amount of noise produced by any particular fart and does not relate to it magnitude.
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POPSCOWS FARTING UP THE WORLD ? The fart heard around the world. Are you shitting me cows solely responsible for global warming.I know a few people on the bus with me that could stand to be in this study too.
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POPSVolcano Releases One Trillion Cow Farts Into Atmosphere
"It takes more than a volcano to stop our opposition to the threat presented by industrial production and free markets to the ideas of global government and central planning," said Mr. Pachauri. "If we don't act soon, my children may never be able to chair an intergovernmental panel, control the economy, and distribute production quotas. The hardest hit will be Third-World dictatorships that are contributing disproportionately more money to our members and their families.The stand against economic development and free enterprise has become an urgent global issue - a moral issue if you will - that affects the survival of all endangered intergovernmental agencies." A separate chapter calls for a volcano tax on the worst offenders starting with Chile - with a footnote explaining that if the Chileans hadn't disposed of the Marxist regime of Salvatore Allende in 1971, the whole issue could've been avoided because they wouldn't be anywhere near the list of developed nations today.
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POPSClinton admits "tough" to pass gasoline tax break Isn't she well and truely on the oil company's books. Why not make the oil companies drop the prices as the profits go up? (They have to declare their profits to the share holders) Tell that to your employers, Hillary Hilton.
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POPSEnjoy every sandwich (Great column by Ed Naha)
While Bush was off playing the diplomator, two polls were released stateside showing that 79% of Americans want the next president to run as far away from Bush's policies as possible. When informed of the polls, Bush replied: "What am I supposed to do, go into a fetal position because of your polls?" Couldn't hurt. Bush also decided to exempt the Navy from an environmental law prohibiting the use of uber-sonar in its training off the California Coast; a practice that transforms dolphins and whales into the aquatic equivalent of Helen Keller. Screw it. I mean, whales don't caucus. And, so, boys and girls, as the primaries limp on, Tim Russert offers up philosophical farts, Chris Matthews spews and George W. Bush continues to gnaw at the Constitution, let's all pull a Zevon. Let's all take a deep breath and remember to enjoy every sandwich. If we don't, then surely we will lose our lunch every time Bush says something along the lines of: "I can press when there needs to be p
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POPSHuman Footprint This is about your life and what it all adds up to. One lifetime. How many apples will you eat? How many words will you speak? How many pints of milk will you consume? If you are an average Brit, (and I assume this goes for pretty much any western society) by the time you reach the age of two years old, you will have generated more CO2, than a Tanzanian does in his entire life time. Wow, eh? If you saved all the farts you ever made and burnt them off all at once, how big a fireball would that make? *LOL* There are some really cool, weird, disgusting and hilarious "averages" and facts in this movie. Pretty thought-provoking. Worth a gander, I reckon.
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POPSHow to Poop at Work WALK OF SHAME > Walking from the stall, to the sink, to the door after you have just > stunk the bathroom. This can be a very uncomfortable moment if someone > walks in and busts you. As with farts, it is best to pretend that the > smell does not exist. This very uncomfortable walk can be avoided with > the use of the COURTESY FLUSH.
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POPSdesign vice The Vice A to Z of Design , hilariously . . . true XD http://www.viceland.com/issues/v11n11/htdocs/the_vice.php I need to start reading this magazine, they have some incredibly grotesque but hilarious articles archived on their site. There was this one about a girl who farts and makes videos about it and posts it on youtube lmao
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POPSStrike, that's a point of view I've never thought of strikes as an enjoyable thing, but... I've always thought, that the only good point of being in Paris was that it's an occasion of walking. Maybe that apply to strikes too!
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POPSMobile Branding Is Not For Old Farts Another vivid exampla that supports the notion that its not about the Technology its about the experience. Again again supporting the need for cosnumers to belong top a brand
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