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Fieldguide to Flatulence
William Hung
by William Hung  Yesterday 3:02 PM   
 Farts are measured using Linton’s Flatulence Scale, or LFS. This scale ranges from a one, which is little to no odor, to a ten, which can result in loss of any house plants or animals, hair loss, blindness, instant nausea and vomiting, and mild to severe skin rashes. The noise that farts cause can be measured using a Fart Decibel System (FDS) that, like the LFS, falls within a range of one to ten. The rating of one would be given to and fart that results in a sound of a pin drop or less, and the designation of ten would be equivalent on a semi truck air horn. The following categories refer to strictly to the amount of noise produced by any particular fart and does not relate to it magnitude.
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EPA Bids for Totalitarian Powers
Smoke TNT
by Smoke TNT  7-20-2008   
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Now they say global warming affects US security
pkronfield
by pkronfield  6-25-2008    1
 Now the loony left is trying to appeal to conservatives with a security theme. Never mind that flood have been wiping out people since Noah built his ark. The ancient world is full of examples of thriving cities having been abandoned due to climate change - and this long before any industrialization or greenhouse gasses. Maybe the dinosaurs went extinct due to their all pervasive flatulence? I think this global warming hype is more of the same - liberal oral flatulence.
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coriandor
jabrams01
by jabrams01  6-24-2008   
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Scientists Seek Vaccine for Livestock Flatulence
Smoke TNT
by Smoke TNT  6-6-2008   
 Vaccines that could cause mass starvation just to combat an imaginary problem to end cow farts. They really need to work on a vaccine that would end self-imposed guilt in humans.
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Stopping Cow Farts...Silly Science or Major Breakthrough?
Newfman
by Newfman  6-5-2008    2
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Now who am I going to blame it on.
sillysam
by sillysam  6-5-2008    2
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Do ya think some people aretaking this global warming thing a little to far????
_jaja_
by _jaja_  5-18-2008   
 Next thing you know global warming is going to be blamed for an increase in flatulence....
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29 Food Side Effects You May Not Know
hitchhiker08
by hitchhiker08  5-17-2008    4
 A very analytical approach...
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Doctor advises French countrymen to fart!
hitchhiker08
by hitchhiker08  5-7-2008    4
 Guess its all part of a master plan. I suspect it will affect the French olfactory organs aimed at a progressive perfumes market to flourish locally as well!
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Fart Pads?
psychotardbaby
by psychotardbaby  4-21-2008    4
 I think they have actually thought of everything now!
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Science Question of the Ages
AtlLiberal
by AtlLiberal  4-10-2008   
 People the world over are worried about war, hunger, global warming. Why has this burning question been ignored for so long? Well, you'll have to click on the link to find out the final answer.
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Farting Clock
CharmEng89
by CharmEng89  4-3-2008   
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Words of Love
abailart
by abailart  3-27-2008    10
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20 Unusual Jobs - professions that a few, actually do
alanocu
by alanocu  3-10-2008    6
 They aren’t your run-of-the-mill doctors, lawyers and the like. Some are simple, some complex; some are common, some one in a million – but one thing’s for sure – they are all (extremely) unusual. Through photography in her books, “Odd Jobs” and “Odder Jobs,” Nancy Rica Schiff portrays people working jobs you probably won’t find in the Sunday classifieds.
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Stinky Animal Gas Clings to Dust
tabsey
by tabsey  3-1-2008   
 Not much mention of humans and their efforts.
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A Message From Comrade Al Gore, People's 'Inventor'
merrie
by merrie  2-24-2008   
 And don't forget to ask about Uncle Gore's BabyPower QuietSource™ flatulence-powered generators!
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Le Pétomane - World's Most Famous Farter
CrazyRedHead
by CrazyRedHead  2-19-2008    2
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Farting Frenchman joins Mr Men cast
tabsey
by tabsey  2-11-2008   
 Touchy. Don't French people fart? Might explain something then because they're not exactly afraid of rich food. Might not explain anything except a few prudes.
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Which Foods Really Cause Flatulence ?
murieleileen
by murieleileen  1-25-2008   
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Pants with built in flatulence collector
flipper1378
by flipper1378  1-13-2008   
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I hear thunder
mcewen
by mcewen  12-17-2007   
 We consider ourselves to be sophisticated beings, but sometimes we misread the cues and reach an entirely incorrect conclusion.
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Kangaroo Toots
careabearasara
by careabearasara  12-15-2007    1
 LoL!
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Club Tells Pensioner to Break Wind Outside
ColoradoRight
by ColoradoRight  12-10-2007   
 It is good to see that his men-only club doesn't mind him farting up a storm.
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Hitler was even sicker than you thought
zizzy
by zizzy  12-8-2007    2
 After the war, US intelligence officers discovered that Morell was pumping Hitler with 28 different drugs, including eye-drops that contained 10 percent cocaine (up to 10 treatments a day), a concoction made from human placenta and "potency pills" made from ground bull's testicles. But despite the barrage of medicines, Morell's diaries (which were recovered from Germany and are kept in the National Archives in Washington, DC) make clear that the bouts of "agonizing flatulence" remained a regular occurrence.
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Fart like a Kangaroo
mklosinski
by mklosinski  12-7-2007    2
 How can anyone take this issue seriously?
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Kangaroo Farts to Save the Planet
ColoradoRight
by ColoradoRight  12-7-2007    1
 Kangaroo farts - the saving of the world.
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Kangaroo farts could fight global warming: scientists
tabsey
by tabsey  12-7-2007   
 I can see some grandparent explaining their involvement in this project to a grandchild
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Kangaroo farts can save the world
cpltaiji
by cpltaiji  12-6-2007   
 We always knew that, didn't we?
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Kangaroo farts are fighting global warming
rj3sp
by rj3sp  12-6-2007   
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Flatulence ban for club pensioner
cpltaiji
by cpltaiji  12-5-2007   
 I thought the Brits were more into farting than that.
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fart ban for old fart
mona
by mona  12-5-2007    6
 THIS makes the BBC news front page?????
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Flatulence ban for club pensioner
mickfinn
by mickfinn  12-5-2007    2
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Pensioner Barred for Flatulence
abailart
by abailart  12-4-2007    2
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New Definitions from the Washington Post
swampfoxz
by swampfoxz  11-30-2007   
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the great white gassy whale (offensive?)
boozich
by boozich  11-16-2007   
 http://www.toilette-humor.com/cartoon.html
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The Presidency Is Now a Criminal Conspiracy
ianschneider
by ianschneider  11-8-2007   
 From its beginning as the most neglectful protection ever of the lives and safety of the American people … into the most efficient and cynical exploitation of tragedy for political gain in this country’s history … and, then, to the giddying prospect that you could do what the military fanatics did in Japan in the 1930s and remake a nation into a fascist state so efficient and so self-sustaining that the fascism would be nearly invisible. But at last this frightful plan is ending with an unexpected crash, the shocking reality that no matter how thoroughly you might try to extinguish them, Mr. Bush, how thoroughly you tried to brand disagreement as disloyalty, Mr. Bush, there are still people like Daniel Levin who believe in the United States of America as true freedom, where we are better, not because of schemes and wars, but because of dreams and morals.
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Obermann Indicts Bush as Criminal Conspirator
blueridge
by blueridge  11-6-2007    1
 Clip on the top link and you can see the entire Countdown episode on video. McCain is witness from personal experience that torture produces confessions, but not often the truth. The only convictions of any "terrorists" since 9/11 (the alleged Kahli Sheik Mohammed) was gained through "redacted" (edited) testimony after long periods of torture--not by any other evidence. (And for the record, the man in Guantanamo was not the mastermind of 9/11 and the government had no other evidence).
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Hitler's Hypochondria: Food Fascism and Flatulence
abailart
by abailart  10-28-2007   
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Missile Powered by Human Gas
abailart
by abailart  10-27-2007    1
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