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His "Last Lecture"
debbyski
by debbyski  Today 8:40 AM    1
 "By the book's end, Pausch sounds like a parent imparting advice as fast as he can. The chapters grow shorter as he tries to fit it all in: Don't obsess over what people think. No job is beneath you. Tell the truth."
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WTF: Brides Demand Boob-Jobs for Their Bridesmaids
suckmyclip
by suckmyclip  Yesterday 3:52 PM   
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Online Queen
arifsali
by arifsali  Yesterday 3:47 PM   
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Another option for improving your cholesterol: have you heard of niacin?
A53GG4
by A53GG4  Yesterday 2:36 AM    1
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How to get your virginity back: Hymen repair
pussycatdoll
by pussycatdoll  7-24-2008   
 “Some clients have taken fake blood capsules into the nuptial bed. They hold it in their hand upon first intercourse with their husbands. They pop it to try to convince people (of their virginity) on their wedding night,” ** Sahukhan says.
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Be Buried In an iPhone, Vista or Boobies-Inspired Coffin
William Hung
by William Hung  7-24-2008   
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Wanted: The Kool-Aid Man
funguy247
by funguy247  7-23-2008   
 Suspect is a gigantic anthropomorphic pitcher, filled with Tropical Punch Kool-Aid and marked with a fingerpainted smiley face.
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Britain's most valuable bum
drgreenfingers
by drgreenfingers  7-23-2008   
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Creation or Evolution
dakotayii
by dakotayii  7-22-2008    4
 Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. -- Anonymous
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NBC at the TCA: Execs Want Jay to Stay, Just Not on Tonight
dewitte
by dewitte  7-22-2008   
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SPITTING OUT TOTURE JOKES @ BO'R.COM
jt3600
by jt3600  7-20-2008   
 Real torture is watching anything on fox news. This is fox's attempt at being the "Daily Show" and they "SUCK" at it ,remember it's never about the news it's all about the "RATINGS" with fox !
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More McCain
kittyh1k
by kittyh1k  7-19-2008   
 There are so many reasons not to vote for McCain....his intelligence is the major stumbling block......he is not intelligent. After all, even George W was a flyer of jets. How much intelligence does it take?
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relationship joke
laptopaddict
by laptopaddict  7-19-2008   
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Washington diary: Political humour
Mikeylito
by Mikeylito  7-18-2008   
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Westinghouse AP1000 Nuclear Reactors
Rioting Drone
by Rioting Drone  7-18-2008   
 seven of nine approved across the US (no Borg jokes please). Plus Westinghouse/Shaw corporations have been given the thumbs up to build these same reactors in China. It is what is called a generation III+ reactor, and its stats are amazing. Five percent enriched uranium oxide (far less than what is concidered weapons grade: 98%+) which is an amazing improvement to previous plants The coolant pumps are proven designs that are used in warships for cripes sake (and they are huge and impressive). Go to the address below for full info on it. www.energetics.com/pdfs/nuclear/ap1000.pdf
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Cigarette Cop on the beat!
deadcowkid
by deadcowkid  7-17-2008   
 Cigarette Cop on the beat! Video at source.
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How Not to use Power Point - Video Joke
deadcowkid
by deadcowkid  7-17-2008   
 Funny video on how not to use Power point. Go to source, cannot clip.
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They Walk Among Us!
deadcowkid
by deadcowkid  7-17-2008   
 Stories of ignorance -- they walk among us! Real story jokes.
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Two tough Questions
deadcowkid
by deadcowkid  7-17-2008   
 Click on Source for all full questions and answers, you may be surprised! The last question not able to clip is the best in my humble opinion.
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The Comedy Stylings of Shecky McCain
zizzy
by zizzy  7-17-2008   
 At the time, McCain’s spokesperson (Torrie Clark, yes, that one) alleged that this was story was some manipulation by the Richard Kimball campaign. Yep, it’s always the other guy’s fault. I wonder if the reporter on that story, Norma Coile, was treated to the screaming phone call that McCain has treated so many local reporters to when they dare write a negative story about him. UPDATE - Because you demanded it, here is a PDF of the original article from 1986.
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Gag me
sillysam
by sillysam  7-15-2008    7
 The reason they aren't writing jokes is summed up in what Stewart said, "So far, our take is that he is positioning himself to be on a coin". They are so in the tank for Obama. At least they are honest. What puzzles me is that they must know by now he doesn't have any new ideas. He doesn't have any friends that he won't throw under a bus. He, as it turns out, is just another politician who thinks he can get away with saying one thing to one audience, another to another and then deny he ever said or took any position. This guy is not even slick about it and in this day and age EVERYTHING is on video. But everyone is giving him a pass. And for what. SO that we can have Carter part II. JEesh!
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jokes of the day!
silvanaraihane
by silvanaraihane  7-13-2008    1
 I love the ole lady in the first one!! smart ole dear!
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apan
Shadowse
by Shadowse  7-13-2008   
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Top 5 April Fool's Jokes from Museum of Hoaxes
revenantdm
by revenantdm  7-12-2008   
 Just a taste as the list has a full 100... Museum of Hoaxes is another of my favorite web sites to hunt down weird and obscure things out on the web..
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Former Senator Kills Young Geese on Gas Grill, Then Jokes About It
wiccantexan
by wiccantexan  7-11-2008    5
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First iPhone 3G owner
izzolu
by izzolu  7-11-2008   
 This fella is the first guy on the planet who bought the iPhone 3G! He only had to queue for a few days in front off a Vodafone store in New Zealand. Was it worth it? His face says it all.... NO! Jokes apart, congratulations Johnny
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McCain Jokes about Killing Iranians ... AGAIN
papananook
by papananook  7-10-2008    5
 McCain reminds me of a cross between Yosemite Sam http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNFsnZdn1Ho and Peppermint Patty http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGQ2WvjvTHA . Yosemite Sam being the gunslinger on the Bugs Bunny cartoon with a bad temper and Peppermint Patty the dim-witted, D-minus grade-getting talkative character on the Charlie Brown show who was always putting her foot in her mouth. I think those two cartoon characters had a kid and named him John McCain.
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McCain jokes about killing Iranians, Iranians have families so do we
josegsotelo
by josegsotelo  7-9-2008   
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McCain 'jokes' about killing Iranians
jklugman
by jklugman  7-8-2008    6
 The joke : Sen. John McCain hasn't had good luck joking about Iran. But he tried it again Tuesday. Responding to a question about a survey that shows increased exports to Iran, mainly from cigarettes, McCain said, "Maybe thats a way of killing them." He quickly caught himself, saying "I meant that as a joke" as his wife, Cindy, poked him in the back.
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Stumble 'knowledge' results - Information Resource Network
skwirlinator
by skwirlinator  7-8-2008   
 Knowledge Is Power
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A little Kiss
dakotayii
by dakotayii  7-6-2008    3
 The older lady was thinking, "Isn't it wonderful that even in this permissive day and age there are still young women who have a little self-respect and dignity?" The young woman, shaking her head and greatly puzzled, asked herself, "Why in the world would any man in his right mind want to kiss an old fossil like that when I'm sitting here?" The Sergeant Major, rubbing his sore face, was outraged that any woman could ever think that a man in his position would try to sneak a kiss in the dark. And the private, grinning from ear to ear, was thinking, "What a crazy and mixed up world this is when a private can kiss the back of his hand and then smack a Sergeant Major in the face and get away with it!"
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CAT STUFF
murieleileen
by murieleileen  7-6-2008    2
 This is a wonderful site for cat lovers - both practical and impractical stuff.
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Worlds First Robotic Bartender
Socratoad
by Socratoad  7-5-2008    5
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How Many Blonde Jokes...
Socratoad
by Socratoad  7-4-2008    4
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"Is our Children Learning?"
graphictruth
by graphictruth  7-3-2008   
 Many, many fine examples of the perils of being pretty sure that word you don't quite understand means what you think it does...
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Geeky Wedding Invitations
maquser
by maquser  7-1-2008   
 Some are very cute, others I didn't clip cause I didn't get the jokes or they were too trite
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Things That Change After College...
hitchhiker08
by hitchhiker08  7-1-2008    1
 You can see the entire list - I chose the ones I identified with!
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amish jokes
charle
by charle  6-29-2008   
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Snoop jokes Fo' shizzle
Sulcalibur
by Sulcalibur  6-25-2008   
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Buttered Cat Paradox
Ele92
by Ele92  6-24-2008    1
 Stupid XD And soo funny
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