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POPSPresident Ihaveano Dinnajaket of Iran wins Nobel War Prize Dinnajaket's press secretary and minister for warmongering woke him with the news before dawn, because his wife Dawn sleeps in until 12.00, and the president felt "humbled", which is the name for his pet dog, a Western infidel called Derek, by the award, a senior administration official said. When informed by the Iranian Records Agency (IRA) that many people around the world and parts of Grimsby were stunned by the announcement, Dinnajaket's senior adviser, Ahmed Olunacy replied "Let's bomb Denmark." Not the first 100% lunatic to hold his country's highest office, Dinnajaket has called for world armament and is working to restart the stalled Cadilac in his car park.
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POPS5 Legged puppy I think he is cute but looks like his fifth leg is twisted. I hope not. Maybe an operation to remove the fifth leg would be kinder! just my opinion!
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POPSGod Ditches the GOP I could barely clip enough of this excellent, humourous and right-on column for our forum. I hope y'all will take the time to read the entire piece. It is well worth the effort.
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POPSBureaucrats Need a Cluebat Within three hours of rescuing the 13-year-old schoolgirl last Tuesday the boat was towed away by a senior MCA officer and is now locked away. 'We have identified a serious breach of health and safety procedures and they are currently being investigated. 'The boat has been stood down for a further eight weeks while we investigate the possibility of repair or replacement.' Stupid is as stupid does...
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POPSVIDEO GAMING--DIAGNOSABLE MENTAL DISORDER "Can we go outside to play?" (we used to hear that all the time, now no one is pleading to go outside, just to sit in front of a redundancy whose only objective is to destroy, maim, and kill without concern -- except as to how many points they can get for the worst afflications they can exact.) I'm stunned that no parent seems concerned or worried about the mindset this gaming is creating in their child's mind. Perhaps it is enough for these caretakers of the world's most precious cargo, to just be left alone. No one sits down for dinner at the family dining table anymore. It's grab your plate, load it up and disappear into their bedrooms with only the pc, playstation, tv, etc., to gobble up non-nutritous spoons of something akin to a meal. This whole country reminds me of a village whose water has been contaminated by some unseen destructive force; whose objective is to shrivel the mind& bodies of the inhabitants of the village.
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POPSSchool Board Slur When a member of the school board refers to a gay/straight student alliance "a sex club" and gsy students as "fags," it safe to assume that gay students have no hope of being treated fairly. That is, unless it was "said in love," as the kind of harassment LGBT students need to herd them back with 'that necessary boundary" a'la NARTH.