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POPSMcCain "I promise to invade your vaginas" Convicted rapist, Wesley Fenton, is cheered by McCain's new tougher stand on abortion. Speaking from his high security prison cell Fenton explained that he was shocked and saddened when the child he conceived, while rapping a 12 year old girl, was aborted in 1997. "It was a terrible moment for me." said Fenton ~~~~~~~ Unconfirmed Sources political satire and news story parodies as represented above are written as satire or parody. They are, of course, fictitious.
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POPSObama fights back on FOX The Illinois senator then took his seat and began to discuss how he would repair the Alternative Minimum Tax, reform military spending and offer affordable healthcare to the poor and working poor of America I know it's just satire, but FOX really deserves something like this.
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POPS80 year old coerced into smoking pot Dayton Ohio Assistant District Attorney, Melvin Claritin, has a different view. "This man may be eighty years old, but he has the level of trust of an eighteen-month old. You put a supple, ceramic breast shaped pot pipe in front of him and what do you think he'll do? This man hasn't seen pert breasts since the second Nixon Presidency."